‘Dead Broke’ Clintons Charge Up to $50k to Party With Them on Vacation

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• Hillary sues! Yup...poor,broke,and disenfranchised!

  http://satireworld.com/us-news-headlines/201408120601/hillary-clinton-spills-milkshake-on-her-lap-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-window-sues-for-burns/

• For $5.00 you can dine with Chelsea!

  http://satireworld.com/sports/201408110823/harpoon-nearly-misses-sunbathing-hillary-as-she-starts-hamptons-beachfront-vacation/

  • I'd rather dine alone thank you.

  • How could anybody miss that whale with a harpoon?

  • I'll pass. I can puke up through my nose without paying $5 and ruining my sight looking at that girl with a fugly dude's face.

• For a $50k donation do you get a free cigar?

  You get a "Monica", but you are blindfolded and don't know who it is actually doing the deed.
  I hear Obama and Reggie are attending.

  • You'll know by the smell. obama will smell like lavender and Reggie like peach.

• Too bad John Kerry hasn't invited them to go out on his yacht. He could use Slick Willie as an anchor and the hildebeast as bait for great white fishing. Willie could sink with the whale shit and the great whites would waste no time feisting on that stinky old pale piece of cellulite.
  The clintons are like a couple greedy cockroaches, they don't miss a bite and they want the leftover crumbs too.

  • Hitlery would gag a maggot

    • Wrong! She is a maggot

• I always thought it was the host who paid for the party poppers.

• I wouldn't give Slick Willy and his murderous hag of a wife 50 grand for a one way plane ticket to Havana.

• Gee. I wonder why the Clintoons think their supporters are incredibly stupid? Whatever would give them that idea.

• Charity begins at beach home.

• Arent they renting a beach front home for like $300K for 3 weeks? I guess this is thier skeem to pay for that. I'll pass on being near these 2 vermin. slick willie's cigars more than likely smell like vagina and the hildebeast has a hideous skank smell with week old wino breath. And they have the balls to ask people to pay lots of money to go and be totally miserable while in thier presence. These 2 are very very sick but I don't think any kind of therapy would help. Spawns from HELL.

• I wouldn't go if they paid ME $50,000..Why spend time with a Old pervert and his brain damaged wife? I mean what difference would it make?

  • I would go if they paid me, but only for the food and booze. I would keep my distance from those two pervs.

    • I still would not go, it would make me feel dirty, like a prostitute.

      • It should, they've been fucking you for years.

        • Without being kissed first.....

        • Yea, well do you really want any of the three of them to kiss you?

        • OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

        • I hate when that happens. But then, I wouldn't want Hillary to kiss me.