Dead obese woman had so much body fat she set the building on fire during her cremation. An alternative headline: New source of oil found. Saudis worried!
Dead obese woman had so much body fat she set the building on fire during her cremation. An alternative headline: New source of oil found. Saudis worried!
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Lard o' Mighty, this is just wrong...but funny....
Okay... I feel bad that she is dead... please don't misjudge me...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! That is terrible but so funny!
With you on that. Sometimes the humor of a gross situation is undeniable!
Isn't it? I mean I told people and no one could help laughing! It is just sad but at the same time is just so crazy.
All I know is that people who are fat better start loosing weight or get some guns and learn how to use them, some freak Soros type dude may get a nefarious and evil idea out of this. Shoo, maybe aliens from outer space may get some ideas too. I can totally see this as a James Bond plot or some cheesy 70's sci-fi movie. Soylent Green anyone?
I just feel bad because her family must be horrified, but wow...
To quote Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas, unaware of its prophetic nature, "Austria, well... G'day, Mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqVzRD_nWLQ
So much for a quiet, dignified funeral. How do you dispose of a 440 pound body? If it can't be cremated, do you bury it in a piano box?
I'd say put her afloat when the next Japanese whaling ship comes by. Sushi anyone?
Yikes!
Austrians cremating people again, huh?
ooooooooo you went there
Now there is some dark humor. WOW!
Somewhere in this story is an analogy to the Federal budget...
Wasn't GM to big to bury and to fat to fry
Hell, that analog is unmistakable! Overt, even.