Dear nudists: Please cover up, the seat at least

Dear nudists: Please cover up, the seat at least. Supervisor Scott Wiener introduced legislation Tuesday that would require nudists to put something under their bottoms if they take a seat in public and to cover up when they’re in a restaurant. You can’t make this stuff up.

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  • Supervisor Scott Wiener introduced legislation Tuesday that would require nudists to put something under their bottoms if they take a seat in public and to cover up when they're in a restaurant.
    His immediate concern is for public health and sanitation, he said,

    Yea, I don't imagine it will be healthy or sanitary with all the people vomiting when they see grandma and grandpa pruny butt walking around naked!

  • locals need to go buy some BB guns, just imagin a BB bouncing off one of your testies. They would be pulling them drawers up

  • Notice it was a WIENER that introduced this municipal code? How appropriate.

    So now Rice a Roni is not the only San Francisco Treat.