Detectives quit interrogating suspect after he repeatedly broke wind until they left the room. I am exercising my 1st Amendment right to fart. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! Perhaps KCPD needs to issue gas masks.

Detectives quit interrogating suspect after he repeatedly broke wind until they left the room. I am exercising my 1st Amendment right to fart. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! Perhaps KCPD needs to issue gas masks.
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I'm Glad IHTM is not "Scratch and Sniff".......
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epjrWjo9ZMY
Sex cucumbers breathe through their anus. Which seems like it ought to be relevant here.
I’ll give this perp credit. He passed something original
He broke the code of farts
Sounds like additional assault charges are bubbling up.
We need new laws to protect us from weaponized, military-style assault flatulence as used by Keith Olbermann and other Progressive intellectuals.
I'll be the first to take a gas at where this thread is going...
There's a moral here: no matter what method you use to delay Lady Justice, sooner or later your efforts will be exhausted.
In the immortal words from Doctor Seuss...
Stink, Stank, Stunk.....
Cops to perp: "We can pay you back now or you can bilious later."
I've got to get the fart out of here.
That's pootin' it succinctly.
What a cheeky suspect. Be still my beating fart.
Another Emission Impossible sequel.
This thread is a real gas.
Flatus Copious
Another brilliant efart by IHTMers.
This could be a result of the wonderful menu they have at their jail.