Detectives quit interrogating suspect after he repeatedly broke wind until they left the room. I am exercising my 1st Amendment right to fart. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! Perhaps KCPD needs to issue gas masks.

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Not so silent
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I’m Glad IHTM is not “Scratch and Sniff”…….

poppajoe49
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sifi
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JPTravis
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Sex cucumbers breathe through their anus. Which seems like it ought to be relevant here.

deepthinker
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I’ll give this perp credit. He passed something original

He broke the code of farts

Racer X
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Sounds like additional assault charges are bubbling up.

Joe Redfield
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We need new laws to protect us from weaponized, military-style assault flatulence as used by Keith Olbermann and other Progressive intellectuals.

MGAP
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I’ll be the first to take a gas at where this thread is going…

JPTravis
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There’s a moral here: no matter what method you use to delay Lady Justice, sooner or later your efforts will be exhausted.

Not so silent
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In the immortal words from Doctor Seuss…
Stink, Stank, Stunk…..

JPTravis
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Cops to perp: “We can pay you back now or you can bilious later.”

sifi
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I’ve got to get the fart out of here.

JPTravis
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That’s pootin’ it succinctly.

Jim Stewart
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What a cheeky suspect. Be still my beating fart.

JPTravis
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Another Emission Impossible sequel.

sifi
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Flatus Copious

MGAP
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Another brilliant efart by IHTMers.

Extirpates
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This could be a result of the wonderful menu they have at their jail.

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