Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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Asking Moochelle if he could have his balls back so he could act more manly when dealing with other leaders of the world?
Fore maybe or just "pool boy I need another drink from the bar please"
He sure as hell want governing and leading this nation.
That's not what he wants the pool boy for.
I knew it!! I was obutthead and not Nixon!
I notice that both of you got it.
Yeah, but the pool boy will get it worse.
No worse than we get it every day.
No apologies, Steve.
Now when he was a young man he never thought he'd be (King Putt)
People stand in line to see the boy king (King Putt)
How'd you get so funky (funky Putt)
When your auntie's a junkie
(Born in Kenya moved to Mauna Loa King Putt)
Now if I'd known the line would form to see him (King Putt)
I'd take up all my money and buy me a museum (King Tut)
Married to a donkey (funky Putt)
I'm his favorite honky
(Born in Kenya moved to Mauna Loa King Putt)
Dancing by the Nile
Liberals love his style (waltzing Putt)
Rocking for a mile (walking Putt)
He ate a crocodile
He'd give your life for socialism
Golden idol
He's a keen Kenyan!
They're selling you
Now when I fly now don't think I'm a nut
Don't want no fancy plane just one like old King Putt (King Putt)
He turned in his granny (King Putt)
Bowed to an islami.
(Born in Kenya moved to Mauna Loa
Born in Kenya got a VP brain of bone-a King Putt)
Prayed facing Mecca? Lied? Said something abominably stupid?
Am I getting warm?
So his best skill is his ability to wander around the yard with a stick hitting little balls? And that qualifies you to be president? Shit wait till the illegal aliens at home depot here about this, they are over qualified for the job.....( and they can get a birth certificate off the internet too)
Just curious, we know the cost of his ridiculous family outings. How much does it cost to send him around 18 holes? Has he ever bested the other "dear leader's" round? His first and only time out and shot a 38 on a 7700 yard course. A thirty eight. How about that one obutthead??
With I believe 11 holes in one!
I'd say screw the American people, but that's way too low of a figure. He does that daily.
Oh it's gone golfing? I though it was the number of times "Dear Leader" and his whole damn family had gone on multimillion dollar vacations on the taxpayers dime.
Has he ever released his golf score because we know his handicap is joe biden.
Maybe Congress should pass a really high tax [or even better a "user fee"] for all rounds of golf played by the President. I was going to suggest that they levy a $1000 tax on all strokes over par - but it came to me suddenly that this would only cause n0bama's handicap to magically disappear as he would soon threaten all records by Tiger Woods AND Jack Nicholas (you just KNOW Axelrod would be the Official Score Keeper for the President).
View Comments (15)
Asking Moochelle if he could have his balls back so he could act more manly when dealing with other leaders of the world?
Fore maybe or just "pool boy I need another drink from the bar please"
He sure as hell want governing and leading this nation.
That's not what he wants the pool boy for.
I knew it!! I was obutthead and not Nixon!
I notice that both of you got it.
Yeah, but the pool boy will get it worse.
No worse than we get it every day.
No apologies, Steve.
Now when he was a young man he never thought he'd be (King Putt)
People stand in line to see the boy king (King Putt)
How'd you get so funky (funky Putt)
When your auntie's a junkie
(Born in Kenya moved to Mauna Loa King Putt)
Now if I'd known the line would form to see him (King Putt)
I'd take up all my money and buy me a museum (King Tut)
Married to a donkey (funky Putt)
I'm his favorite honky
(Born in Kenya moved to Mauna Loa King Putt)
Dancing by the Nile
Liberals love his style (waltzing Putt)
Rocking for a mile (walking Putt)
He ate a crocodile
He'd give your life for socialism
Golden idol
He's a keen Kenyan!
They're selling you
Now when I fly now don't think I'm a nut
Don't want no fancy plane just one like old King Putt (King Putt)
He turned in his granny (King Putt)
Bowed to an islami.
(Born in Kenya moved to Mauna Loa
Born in Kenya got a VP brain of bone-a King Putt)
Prayed facing Mecca? Lied? Said something abominably stupid?
Am I getting warm?
So his best skill is his ability to wander around the yard with a stick hitting little balls? And that qualifies you to be president? Shit wait till the illegal aliens at home depot here about this, they are over qualified for the job.....( and they can get a birth certificate off the internet too)
Just curious, we know the cost of his ridiculous family outings. How much does it cost to send him around 18 holes? Has he ever bested the other "dear leader's" round? His first and only time out and shot a 38 on a 7700 yard course. A thirty eight. How about that one obutthead??
With I believe 11 holes in one!
I'd say screw the American people, but that's way too low of a figure. He does that daily.
Oh it's gone golfing? I though it was the number of times "Dear Leader" and his whole damn family had gone on multimillion dollar vacations on the taxpayers dime.
Has he ever released his golf score because we know his handicap is joe biden.
Maybe Congress should pass a really high tax [or even better a "user fee"] for all rounds of golf played by the President. I was going to suggest that they levy a $1000 tax on all strokes over par - but it came to me suddenly that this would only cause n0bama's handicap to magically disappear as he would soon threaten all records by Tiger Woods AND Jack Nicholas (you just KNOW Axelrod would be the Official Score Keeper for the President).