Eliot Spitzer, MSNBC host. It had to happen and we are, quite frankly, embarrassed that we never predicted it.
Former New York Governor and Client Number Nine Eliot Spitzer has landed himself a new gig – guest host on MSNBC. And what better place for a lying, whoring, cheating lowlife?
Spitzer and Monica Novotny co-anchored for Dylan Ratigan. Mediaite reports that, “Through several interviews based on finance, but also foreign policy and more, Spitzer held his own, was engaging – and certainly proved this may not be a random occurrence.”
You know what would be perfect? If MSNBC hired Ashley Dupre to be Spitzer’s weather girl.
“The forecast calls for chilly temperatures. So make sure you wear your socks to bed again tonight, Eliot.”
Call us Client Number Ten. Because we’d pay to see that.
Source: Mediaite.com
This post was last modified on April 11, 2010
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PMSNBC is desperately trying to beat Fox News, and they're already far behind. Fox News has their 'Fox All-Stars', we know that. Here is the MSNBC All Star line-up:
Chris "Puffball" Matthews
Keith Odorman
Rachel Madcow Disease
Donnie Deutschbag
Elliot Spitzer
Dylan Ratigan
Chuck Todd
dEaD Schultz
Except for Joe Scarborough, Team MSNBC would get blown out against the Pittsburgh Pirates, New Jersey Nets or St. Louis Rams.
Love to see everyone at PMSNBC become the 31st MLB expansion team, because they are all losers.
That piece of garbage should be hosting from Riker's Island. Msnbc is a lousy group of miserable bastards. How many kids graduate with a communications degree hoping they'll make it, and that snake bastard gets a job there. Piss on all of them.
Jerry Springer and the Evening News. Why not...Maddow, Schultz, Matthews, Olbermann, O'Donnell are headline Anchors (with no ratings) let's really hit rock bottom....Let's call the former Attorney General's show "Spit and Argue!" or "Swallow."
It was great to see former Attorney General Spitzer cross-examine and make fools of some of the right-wing morons who came on the show spouting typical BS talking points with no basis in fact.
I can't wait to see him do it again.
The only fool Spitzer made was you.