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Eric Holder To Testify On Fast And Furious

AG Eric Holder has agreed to appear before the House Judiciary Committee on Dec. 8 to talk about Operation Fast and Furious. Undoubtedly, Holder will proffer to the committee a simple explanation for all the contradictions that have emerged in his previous statements on the subject. Perhaps something like “the dog ate my temporal lobes.”

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poppajoe49 says:

October 30, 2011 at 5:09 am

Holder will just play a loop of the Peter Gabriel song:

I got no means to show identification
I got no papers show you what I am
You'll have to take me just the way that you find me
What's gone is gone and I do not give a damn
Empty stomach, empty head
I got empty heart and empty bed
I don't remember
I don't remember

I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything at all
I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything
-anything at all

Strange is your language and I have no decoder
Why don't you make your inentions clear
With eyes to the sun and your mouth to the soda
Saying, "Tell me the truth, you got nothing to fear
Stop staring at me like a bird of prey
I'm all mixed up, I got nothing to say
I don't remember
I don't remember

I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything at all
I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything
Anything at all

I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything at all
I don't remember, I don't recall
i got no memory of anything
absolutely anything at all
I don't remember
- DefHarryMelon says:
  
  October 30, 2011 at 6:05 am
  
  I can't remember the name of that song. Shnork!
Ruben says:

October 29, 2011 at 7:28 am

This gives his staff plenty o' time at the ol' paper shredder before his testimony.
deepthinker says:

October 29, 2011 at 5:36 am

Eric bring the jell just in case Congressman Issa actually does what he claims on TV when interviewed. Maybe its time that holder got his story straight before sitting down in the chair.

I have no recollection of that congressman probably wont work this time. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end of this entire administration.
StrinaM says:

October 29, 2011 at 12:01 am

I am SOOOOOO making popcorn and watching the hilarity that HAS to ensue!
- poppajoe49 says:
  
  October 30, 2011 at 6:30 am
  
  http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/poppajoe49/popcorn1041.gif
  http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/poppajoe49/popcorn-eaters.gif
  http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/poppajoe49/popcorn1.gif
  - RobertW says:
    
    October 30, 2011 at 7:44 am
    
    LOL i like the 3rd one the best.
PsychoDad says:

October 28, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Bet we hear a lot of "That, I can't recall." and "Let me make one thing perfectly clear." and "When I learned about this incident, I was shocked."
- Notsosilent says:
  
  October 28, 2011 at 10:44 pm
  
  Either that or he keeps repeating "I invoke my 5th Amendment right against self incrimination"....and has to stop his testimony for medical reasons....