Ex-Shell Oil Exec: Ready for some $5 gas this year?

Ex-Shell Oil Exec: Who’s up for some $5 gas this year? Maybe us. He attributes it to some esoterica about “supply and demand” or something. Our unicorns tell us it’s all raaaaacist propaganda. We do expect renewed calls for a “People’s Profit Board” from the usual gang of idiots.

Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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  • If we get 4 more years of this asshole, I'm going to be out of business!
    Gas is already one of the most expensive parts of me doing business.
    I can't haul my trailer with a bicycle, and can't fit my tools in my backpack.
    Obama is out to kill small business.

    • If we get 4 more years of this asshole, I’m going to be out of business!
      Gas is already one of the most expensive parts of me doing business.
      I can’t haul my trailer with a bicycle, and can’t fit my tools in my backpack.
      Obama is out to kill small business.
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      Gas prices tripled during Bush's administration. Yet I don't recall you accusing him of being "out to kill small business."

      Why don't you take the advice you're always so willing to hand out to the poor? If you can't afford gas, then get off your duff and work harder, so you can. Problem solved, right? ;)

    • I've turned down LOTS of gigs because fuel costs would make the job cost me money out of my pocket. When I tell people my travel costs, they certainly aren't going to pay them.

      • Until I win Powerball, and can afford to be a full time charity, I'm going to have to hope gas prices drop. It's getting ridiculous.

  • I think some OCD medicine would help you with that "fair and balanced" thing. Could you convince some of your "fair and balanced" left-wing websites to let me post a second comment before I'm banned?

  • Only what Fox News tells me to! Cause it's fair and balanced! What are you some kind of liberal punk? There's no room for you here boy. This website is nothing but fair and balanced!

    • Boy? BOY? Is this Olivia? Come on, girl, admit it! Did you have to write out these scripts beforehand, or were they provided and you just memorized them?

  • What's our oil doing under OPEC sand? That's not fair and balanced! They won't do what they're told?! Take Iraq over and get their oil now and we can save a nickel for a while! Thank you Halliburton and CEO Dick Cheney for saving our oil!

    • Hello John

      Do you know who was Obama's largest corporate sponsor during the 08 campaign ( rhetorical ) BP Oil.

    • A couple of things, "john"...

      1. If you look at who makes more on a gallon of whatever type of fuel on a percentage basis, you'll find that gov't (state & fed) makes more then big oil.

      2. Big Oil is greedy & being subsidized because the gov't does'nt take 100% of what they make. But the "green" energy sh!t that the Obama regime has been "investing"in, is what's really being subsidized, & despite failing at every turn, Obama will continue to support it. With other people's money, of course.

      3. I have yet to have "green" energy get me from point A to point B. It has never kept me warm in the winter. It has never kept me cool in the summer. Big Oil, big coal, & big nuke have done all of those things. They are reliable, they work, & we need to expand them. Not ditch them for the fake energy BS pimped by the Obama regime.

      4. Occupy, what a joke. What they tell me is that we should have nuked Woodstock when we had the chance. Occupy is the result of what Woodstock was about, & they are ruining America. If you support them, you are too.

      • John is occupying his moms house. His last job was as a census worker.
        Now all he does is sit on his computer and whine about his useless degree and how corporations are ruining everything. Plus, we all owe him a living.
        Whiny little pussy.

  • It's not "supply and demand" that makes gas so damned high. It's "hope and change". I'd like to send a new slogan to DC: "bite me".

  • Puzzling that our mild Winter can't be blamed for increased heating oil demand and the resulting rising gasoline costs. Still, both gas and heating oil prices are outrageous - not to even mention electricity!

    Since liberals suffer these prices too, it is amazing that there is any thought to keeping the same crooked bums in office for another four years.

  • And watch for electric rates to jump (as promised by Dear Leader) as old coal-fired generating plants are closed down by EPA edicts. I will never forgive Dick Nixon for that 55mph speed limit and for creating the EPA. BASTARD!

    Of course Congress refuses to put a leash on the EPA, too. BASTARDS!!

  • The average price per gallon of fuel was about $1.79 when the liberals took over.
    Forget that liberals promised us $5 a gallon fuel and a "bankrupt" coal industry- Na...can't be that..