Fart fire in Germany. Now that we know this can happen, here’s hoping they take proper precautions for tonight’s State of the Union gathering.
This post was last modified on January 28, 2014
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Fart fire in Germany. Now that we know this can happen, here’s hoping they take proper precautions for tonight’s State of the Union gathering.
This post was last modified on January 28, 2014
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Five hundred liters a day. I could teach them a few things.
No fair, you eat Mexican food!
Yep! Having some tacos right now, before heading out for Yuma. My favorite restaurant in Yuma is a German place, surprisingly enough.
Hope you have a great weekend flash. When you get back and have some down time, you ever played around with this?
http://www.psykopaint.com/
Please do not mix cabbage with refried beans. Some things man is not meant to experience.
You may have just hit on something, a car powered by this mixture could run in Nascar. :)
Not a problem, I don't eat cabbage, it makes me puke.
FTA:
Cows are believed to emit up to 500 litres of methane - a potent greenhouse gas - each per day.
Looks like Al Bore has a new "Climate Change" crusade to push for.
Eliminate cows. It'll make for nice high beef and dairy prices too!
They've been pusjng this for years. Why do you think they want us all to go vegetarian?
Well we could run a hose from the cows butt to the environmental nuts mouths.....solve two problems at once, cow farts to eliminate liberals...Fair trade.
Sounds like he fed them gummy bears.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelrusch/haribo-gummy-bear-reviews-on-amazon-are-the-most-insane-thin?s=mobile
I read the reviews, and laughed so hard my sides hurt.
Think I will pass on the gummy bears though.
Yeah, it was....ummm, er, THE COW FARTS. YEAH that's it, the COW FARTS.
NOT the three bowls of chili I had for lunch.
It appears to affect Opera Singers too. no fire in her case yet...
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=222992
This sounds funny due to our 2nd grade approach to bodily functions, but I am telling you, this is no joke. According to the complaint, she was given an episiotomy in delivery, a common enough procedure, though not necessarily required. But unless she was delivered by a trained nurse midwife, that is beyond an RN scope of practice. Granted, you can get away with a lot in a military hospital (no state laws to control what licensed personnel can be required to do or not allowed to do) butit certainly should have then been repaired. Even if they are CYA by calling a tear an episiotomy, there is no excuse for not repairing it, and they are correct that the chances of repair now are slim to none. And this will affect more than her opera career, if she has incontinence for the rest of her life.
Why can't you stitch it up later? If there's one thing men know from experience about that opening down there, it can change from Open For Business to Closed For Repairs in a heartbeat.
It can be repaired, but now it's much more difficult and extensive. The result may never be satisfactory, and may only last ten years or so if it is tolerable. That's not long for a young woman. She could require multiple redos in the future.
May only last ten years? Depending on usage? I don't get it. And maybe it's better I don't.
She is experiencing "fecal urgency and incontinence, including periodic leaking of stool and excessive flatulence." I'm no opera buff, but it seems to me that yes, a singer leaking stool might ruin the ability of the audience to enjoy the performance. Just a guess though.