FBI: More people killed with hammers, clubs each year than rifles. Not to mention that hammers are responsible for breaking fingers and driving health care costs UP. (Wow, we’re starting to think like statists and it’s making our head hurt… sorta like somebody conked us with a hammer.)
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You know if you look at the photo long enough, you can clearly imagine Schumer hitting himself in the head with that hammer until it's all over but the shouting.....It is aimed in the right direction...perhaps Chucky was thinking about "hammercide"......
Wishful thinking?
What about fists and steel toed boot encased feet. How many deaths have we had where someone was simply beaten to death? Ban fists, feet, shoes, aw hell, ban EVERYTHING!!
Ban roll on deodorant!
Do they still make that?
http://drugstore.com/ban-roll-on-antiperspirant-and-deodorant-regular/qxp74364
The libtards should immediately ban the song "If I had a hammer"
Thanks for bringing up that worthless song by The Weavers. Another bunch of worthless socialists.
That would be kinda nice, actually.
No one is killed by farts.
Except your brain cells
TD,..............MO.
Look out! Chuckles has an ASSAULT HAMMER!
Ban! Ban!
Maxwell's silver hammer
Might came down upon yer head
Right because those things are very easily bought and accessible. So of course the answer is for people to go to Home Depot and prove they are builders and home owners well that is just too bad they will HAVE to hire someone o do any work that requires a tool or they will have to pay for a license to use it. :-/
I was at Home Depot yesterday. There was a huge rack of hammers, hammers of all different types, for killing under various situations. Some were large, some where small. There were even Saturday Night Specials, obviously of no use at all other than killing people, and cheap so any criminal could afford one. Then I turned around, and couldn't believe the variety of holsters they had.
I got scared, and ran out of the store screaming.
Well, I have at least 30 different hammers of all shapes and sizes, so if anyone tries to take them, they'll never get me without a fight!
Good as place as any: We had a PGR event here in my neighborhood. A wheelchair bound wounded warrior is getting a house built nearby. The news was all over it....checkout Baynews 9 if you have Brighthouse. My daughter and I stopped by and we looked for you. Thought you may have been there.
No, sorry. Wife is sick, and I have nursing duity.
Man, you just can't get a break, can you? How are things with your FIL? Hope the New Year shapes up better for you!
I would say it can't get worse, but Obama is still in the WH, and everything is up for grabs!
FIL is not getting better, I have to take him to work with me every day now to prevent him from walking off and disappearing.
Sad. How fortunate he is that you are willing and able to care for him so well.
It makes him feel useful, but I'm afraid of what will happen in the summer, I don't know how well he'll tolerate the heat and humidity.
I am so sorry that you had to go through that horrible experience. Home Depot should be banned and Lowe's too for that matter.
You should have seen it. Right next to the hammers? AXES!
NO! Don't tell me! How obn earth did you make it out?
I can run pretty fast for a fat old white boy.
OMG that is like a horror movie!
Socialism killed at least 200 million people in the 20th Century.
Maybe we should ban that.
No, you can't do that! How would the poor survive?
/sarc
Indeed...
I bet that lib has a Sickle in his other hand
The only people who should be allowed to own hammers are the military, police and Hell's Angels {their weapon of choice}.