Federal government spending $398213 on Mexican male prostitutes

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• Is this more than we spent on studying the male Vietnamese prostitutes? aybe as our neighbor Mexico is demanding equal time.

  • Do you suspect, as I do, that these "studies" of male prostitutes are merely an excuse for sexually-suspect academics to use government money to buy themselves a bunch of happy endings? I'd bet my last dollar the guy in charge of this "study" is a gay man and hired many of these prostitutes personally.

    • I am sure the Obama folks have a firm grip on this study...no matter how hard it is they will beat around the bush and hold off on the results till after the erection....

      • Feel better now?

        • I am not the punmaster, but I couldn't just let it lay there.....You know it's like a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk...your gonna grab it...:)

        • You may not be the punmaster, but I think if we took a pole the consensus would be that you nailed it.

        • Once in a while I can throw poo at the fan without blowback...:)

        • Shoot, you've got this pun contest in the bag.

        • That's really a reach (around).

        • Sure you wanna stick your head into this?

• Does anyone know if this is Barack's Primary Security Team for his Private Latin American vacations ?

  • No, it's his social committee. They will keep him entertained.

• It's all part of Quarmire-care's free birth control for everyone. I can see Shelia Jackson Lee standing in front of the TV cameras defending this bullshit, as I type.

  • Of course she's defending it, she funded it, it was her idea.

• Damn it. And all this time I thought I had a hemorrhoid that was causing all that pain. I hope it's an unused stainless screw.

• Considering our government is made up of a bunch of pimps and hos, this should come as no surprise.

• For a lot less I could have gotten some here in Stockton from the local Mexican bar, there is one that specializes in male prostitutes and males dressed as females...about twenty bucks a ho, er I mean throw....

  • What really bothers me about that, is that you know about it.

    • Okay, one night years ago I am on patrol, see a car driving around in circles in an intersection, so being the brilliant law enforcer that I am, I make a traffic stop, driver is DUI, front seat passenger drunk, no seat belts and four ugly women in the back seat all with open beers..so we arrest the driver for DUI, the front passenger for drunk in public/open container, etc. get the four "women" out of the car to cite them for seatbelt and open container violations...the first one gets out in is a weeeee bit ugly, they got progressively uglier, adams apples got larger, the last "last" lady out needed a serious shave....My partner (a rookie in his second week on the job) got to pat them down...he was rather surprised when he found boy parts under their dresses.....they were all guys dressed as women and they were male prostitutes, seems the little club they just left was a hot spot for that..the best part is neither the driver nor the front seat passenger knew the back seat "girls" were actually boys...they thought (being seriously drunk) that they hooked up with four "hot babes"....I did them a service and saved them from a rather rude surprise....and years of therapy.....hehehehe

      • While sending your rookie partner off to years of therapy, so the therapists didn't lose a thing.

        I've never been approached by a guy trying to pass as a woman, but I did meet a woman I thought was a guy trying to pass as a woman. (Read that sentence slowly - it does make sense.) Confused the hell out of me. Who knew a woman could have a full beard? Even weirder, at least to me, was that over the course of doing her tax returns for five years, she managed to get pregnant and have three more kids... for a total of five children. So someone (or multiple someones) found her attractive enough to you-know-what with her.

        • That rookie actually left and went to a smaller department, he thought Stockton was too weird and dangerous. Last time I saw him he was driving a three wheeled scooter and marking tires with chalk and handing out parking tickets in a small town north of Stockton...perhaps I scarred him for life, then again maybe he should have looked at other career opportunities.....:)

        • Back in my truck driving days, I made a delivery on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, then headed back towards the 101 towards my next drop. A block away, I saw a street walker, looking pretty hot in a short red mini dress, heels, fishnets, long blond hair.

          As I got closer, things didn't look quite right. Then I noticed the 3 day growth of beard. I laughed until I cried.

          Later on, another thought struck me. That "woman" wasn't standing on that corner for her, er,...um,...his,....health. There are people that choose THAT particular hooker for their session because they PREFER that. Once again, I laughed until I cried.

        • My best friend was a journalist for the local newspaper. About 25 years ago he did a series of articles on streetwalkers. Talking to him afterward, I asked him what he learned that he couldn't put in print. His answer was, there's three kinds of hookers on the street: ugly ones, cops pretending to be hookers, and men pretending to be women.

          My favorite part of his series was the three-generation family - daughter, mom, and grandmother all walking the same street.

        • the three-generation family – daughter, mom, and grandmother all walking the same street

          And I'd bet none of them were over 55 years old!

        • Neither were their IQ's

        • When we got good looking hookers (defined as having most of their teeth, and all four limbs) we knew that either Sacramento or Fresno vice units were doing a hooker sweep..so they came to Stockton....after a week or so they returned and we had the "night of the living dead" girls back out on the corners....sidebar..One night years ago (I know but different story) I was in my patrol car, and saw five hookers all on one street corner by a Bank of America Branch..Being on the way to a call for service, I stopped, put my spotlight on them and over the P.A. system announced that, "This is a no ho zone!" They laughed but left...the people at the ATM were laughing and waving....

• Whatever happened to 'Buy American'?

• Wish CNN's black hole that swallows up planes would touch down in Washington....

• These asswipes drool at the thought of wasting money.

  • Well, it's not like Barky can keep going to the bathhouses in Chicago any more, so I guess he's importing his boy toys. Reggie must be devastated.

    • Reggie is likely procuring for him.