FERGUSON POLL: GRAND JURY DECISION MORE POPULAR THAN OBAMA

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• A 5 gallon bucket of dog shit is more popular then Quagmire, probably smells better too.

• Well, nss pretty much covered it -- just gonna say "more popular than Tantrums" isn't much of a threshold.

• Wait a minute. Rosie O'Donnell porn?

  • Rosie Does Roseville, it is a farm love story....No Bull.

    • Cool. I'll see if I can find it. Hey, I'm sick. I need help.

      • Rosie O'Donnell porn consists of her doing aerobics naked. The only that gets fu*ked is the person watching.

        • It might help me in my quest to lose some weight, though.

        • Unable to keep your food down?

• Things more popular than Obama:

  Road Rash
  Amputation
  Shooting your eye out with a pellet gun
  Freezing to death in a blizzard
  A train wreck
  Ebola
  Plane crash
  Self immolation
  Paying your taxes
  Picking up dog poop with your bare hands
  Being duct taped to a wall
  Being hungover
  Diarrhea
  Watching Rosie O Donnell Porn
  Being shot in the nads with a nail gun
  Drinking battery acid
  Gassing your car while holding a lit cigarette
  Playing with explosives
  Falling off your roof
  Talking with crazy people
  Drinking a gallon of milk when you are lactose intolerant
  Seeing Shirley Jackson Lee naked
  A dinner date with Al Sharpton
  Crank phone calls at 3 AM
  Loaning money to a relative
  Complimenting a used car salesman or lawyer
  Being the victim of a robbery
  Watching MSNBC
  Having a peanut butter sandwich when your allergic to peanuts
  Having a heart attack
  Syphilis
  Agreeing with any democrat
  Reading anything in Salon and liking it
  Riding in a car with four big men who drank beer and ate beans and the windows are closed
  Walking on broken glass
  Putting your hand in boiling water
  Driving off a cliff
  Standing outside during a tornado
  Being hit repeatedly in the head with a two by four
  Eating Tofu
  Dancing with Nancy Pelosi
  Texting with Anthony Weiner
  Your spouse/girlfriend on a date with Bill Clinton
  Being stripped searched by the TSA
  Having Ed Schultz spit on you
  Watching CNN
  Joining a climate change group
  Donating money to the ACLU

  Feel free to add more...........

  • Riding in a car with four big men who drank beer and ate beans AND HARD BOILED EGGS and the windows are closed

  • looks like you've about covered it. Glad you did not throw in the "threesome with Pelosi and Boxer."