Florida schools to close for possible ice, snow

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• And just in case you needed another reason to swing by your local now and then

  http://youngcons.com/what-chick-fil-a-did-for-people-trapped-in-a-snowstorm-doesnt-sound-very-evil-and-hate-filled-to-me/

• Meh, I'm in Fort Lauderdale tonight and it was 80 earlier and will be again tomorrow.

  • That really,really sucks.

    • Yes, but I was in Detroit for several days over the last two weeks so....

      • Be glad you're there, it's going to be 58 and rainy here tomorrow.

        • POUND SAND Joe! ( xo )

        • Yeah, Joe! What she said!

          And I'm glad you're safe and not sitting in one of those cars I keep seeing or sleeping in the aisle of a grocery store. Stay smart.

        • Even though I am TOTALLY out of wine, I am SO NOT leaving the house! Thanks Ghostie xo. You stay warm too.

        • Lol, there's an old Russian proverb,
          "The church is near, but the roads are all icy. The tavern is far, but I'll walk very carefully."

        • I was out this morning watching the neighbors sledding, and within 15 minutes my feet were numb from the cold. Trekking to Kroger is not in the plan for this evening :-(

        • 58 is still 60 warmer than me!

        • Who told you to stay there? I told you to come to Florida.

        • Hush, I'm having too much fun whining.

          [edit] Yeah, Boortz, Hannity and Rush keep telling me the same thing.

        • Ha! I'm heading to Yuma tomorrow for an event this weekend. Mid seventies to low eighties all weekend!

        • Give Vlad an apple for me and don't forget the sunscreen. Dammit.

      • Fair enough, we'll drop the really, really and just say it sucks.

• They look awfully firm to belong to Hillary.

• My first thought was of Hillary, you know, a pair boobs so cold snow doesn't even melt

  • But Hillary has balls.

    • She could borrow Barry's from Michelle.

      • Hers are bigger.

  • Colder than a witch's tit.

• The guy hiding in that tree is in pretty bad shape.

• Nice pair of er..um..oranges.....

  • Low hanging fruit.

    • Wonder if anyone has the balls to turn this into a pun thread.

      • I certainly hope not!

        • Orange you glad you didn't?