FLOTUS: No part of me would not be “bummed” if we lose. We think we know what she means but oh, dem double negatives… From the comments: “You know who’s mega ‘bummed’ Michelle? Tyrone Woods’ parents. Also Chris Stevens’ family. And we can’t forget Brian Terry’s family. And there’s many more ‘bummed’ unemployed Americans who’ve lost their savings, you flippant, bejeweled, french fry swilling hypocrite.” Exactly.
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No, but a lot of us will be bummed if you win.
Translation--- I was hoping I could be proud of this country for only the second time in my life . I mean , ALL THOSE vacations , Larry and Barry instead of me , the belt thing around my midriff , those nasty looking shoes , Barry's feet all over the furniture , etc : sure I will miss all that , but having other peoples pay your bills , wash my clothes , cook my food , IT WAS THE LIFE I WAS BORN FOR .
I would only be bummed if Wookie and company gets to stay another four years......
Me: "No part of me would not be "bummed" if you lose either and take that Wookie WIDE LOAD of yours right on down the highway!
Maybe they can transport her back to Chicago on the truck that brings the WH Christmas Tree.
"Bummed." The adjective that cleverly describes the "WIDE LOAD" sign by where it would be placed on The First Eating Machine.
I like the 'WIDE LOAD' moniker. Do you mind if I borrow it?
Have at it, hisham!
Thanks, MGAP!
First eating machine!!!!! Love it!!!!
Here is hoping that she goes into a deep depression and realizes that the days of taking vacations on our money are over and she is stuck with barry paying the bills.
You know that there will be plenty of universities and other liberal groups just waiting to pay tens of thousands of dollars for a one hour speech by the anointed one. It's disgusting.
You're right. He'll make 100 million in a year or two. Then there is all the special chicago style funding that will seep into his 'interests'. The unions and banks that got HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS will certainly give the poor, underinflated ego a few boosters whenever feasible. That may not be as beneficial for wookie as it seems, though. Once he goes on the circuit and outs himself as a chitown cowboy, she'll divorce the punkazz and take half of whatever is above the boards, as well as some humongous benefit afforded by her loving chicago lovey loves.
Problem is the potential to do even greater harm exists once he is out of office.
Just look at his mentor, Carter.
I'll give Carter credit for one thing, at least he tried to rescue the hostages.
I, personally, will be dancing in the streets the day that blessed event occurs.
Finally, after 4+ years, I agree with something spewed from the First Wookie's piehole. Absolutely no part of me will be bummed when they lose either. You go girl.... really, just go!
Of course she would be disappointed, her gravy train would come to a screeching halt.
No more free Shack Burgers, Fat Balls, or other foods we aren't allowed to eat according to her.
Your comment says it all, Bonfire. She and her husband are narcissistic entitled roaches. I despise both equally and the protection given to them by the media. Sickening.