Folsom Lake College calls police on cartoon drawing of frog. Spring is just around the corner, you know how we can tell? Because the snowflakes are melting. We would love to hear the recording of that 911 call:
“Hello, we have a crisis out here at the college. Somebody put a cartoon drawing of a frog on one of our bulletin boards.”
“Um, how is that a crisis, ma’am?”
“Well, we’ve heard the frog is a white supremacist.”
“The cartoon drawing? Of a frog? Is a white supremacist?”
“Yes, exactly.”
“Ma’am, are you high on something?”
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Did the caller lick the picture of the frog? 'Cuz she's definitely hallucinating.
From the way the email read, sounds like the commie lites wanted to get the word out about all their upcoming “gatherings”. What better way than to claim a cartoon frog is threatening and menacing. I had to look at it a couple of times. The first time it looked a little a pile of shit
When you are afraid of a picture of a frog, you might as well take a handful of pills and end it all. Theres no point in you taking up oxygen the rest of us can use.
Shouldn't the frog be a green supremacist?
Exactly. How can you be a white supremacist if you're not white?
That's not a cartoon frog, it's a photograph of the Governor of Illinois.
She saw that frog and almost croaked.....
Oh, no. Al the usual suspects will be hopping in here any minute...
Söze you.
Nope, not going to jump into this one
Whoever called in must have leapt right out of their panties when they saw the picture.
Quite the ribbeting read.
I toad him this would happen.
Warts wrong with a little word play?
I'm sure most tadpoles would be in favor.