Folsom Lake College calls police on cartoon drawing of frog. Spring is just around the corner, you know how we can tell? Because the snowflakes are melting. We would love to hear the recording of that 911 call:
“Hello, we have a crisis out here at the college. Somebody put a cartoon drawing of a frog on one of our bulletin boards.”
“Um, how is that a crisis, ma’am?”
“Well, we’ve heard the frog is a white supremacist.”
“The cartoon drawing? Of a frog? Is a white supremacist?”
“Yes, exactly.”
“Ma’am, are you high on something?”