French plan ‘Napoleonland’ theme park which will stage daily re-enactments of Battles of Waterloo and Trafalgar. Leave it to the French to come up with a theme park based on retreats. Will all the rides go backwards?
French plan ‘Napoleonland’ theme park which will stage daily re-enactments of Battles of Waterloo and Trafalgar. Leave it to the French to come up with a theme park based on retreats. Will all the rides go backwards?
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How tall does one have to be to go on the rides at NapoleonLand?
4 foot eleventy...
do you mean with hands up or not?
haha haha
Du Quois, introduce the American to the men.
Very well. This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Have we not met before, Monsieur?
I don't think so.
Over there...
Croissant, Souffle, Escargot,and Chocolate Mousse.
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/french_security.jpg
I think I know that guy, Robert.
lql
They also plan to open a French navel theme park, it will be entirely underwater.
Hear about the new French Battle Tank? It's got 2 speeds forward, and 8 reverse.
They oughtn't forget the retreat from Moscow, either. And while they're at it, maybe they could have a recreation of the Maginot Line.
Q: Why does Paris have all those beautiful, tree-lined boulevards?
A: Because German soldiers prefer marching in the shade!
You just don't understand...
The french national hero is a Corsican, a foreigner.
The elite french army is the Foreign Legion...foreigners.
so these battles are logical
After he's out of office, this will be Obama's next place to promote tourism. At the same time he can get oui-oui'd up.
Must be getting ready to back out of the Euro.
This is a stupid idea but hey it is France... so...