Gender-confused students at women’s college don’t like personal pronouns. Instead of “he” or “she” they want to be called “ze,” “e,” “ou,” or “ve…” although that last one sounds dangerously sexist to us. We dare anyone, at any college anywhere, to get a woman’s attention by shouting, “Hey, ve!”
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Lol, well kiss her little head and tell her Auntie Blonde lives her too!
*loves*
"kiss her little head"
*Arches Eyebrow* nope, not gonna go there.**
** that's what she said.
I read this first thing before I went to work, and I was thinking how unbelievably difficult it must be for the teachers not only to remember a student's name, but now gender. I thought I had heard it all ..... then when I went to work one of the girls was telling me about her recent trip to the vet. There was rather 'manly' female with a large dog, with a purple bandanna and purple toenails. My associate admired the dogs nails, and inquired as to what 'her' name was. The owner abruptly told her that 'today' the dog was a boy and his name is Butch. She further rattled on about some days the dog is female and others male.
I REALLY think NOW I have heard it all!
Too freaky.
You have got to be kidding me...
OBVIOUSLY the butch freak is gender confused and is putting that confusion upon the dog. It is very bizarre...
I wish I was kidding
oh come on y'all, it's not as if the dog knows what's going on. silly butt-lickin' crotch sniffers.
I know what's going on and it pisses me off!
... a male, butch... bitch. Poor puppy.
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loves you to death even tho you've never met. She does the happy dance when she sees the treat container. Thanks, I think. Oh yeah, the princess is the dog pixie, G-ma is Queen of the realm. T'anx blonde one.
Link didn't work sweetie :-(
She called me sweetie! :oops:
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T'anx pojo, one of those days. I should prolly just go back to bed and hide under the quilts.
You're a little slow there.
Hey, 2 minutes! I was hunting & pecking while you posted. Come over to my house in your shorts, Tshirt and flip flops and we'll grill out and drink beer on the deck. If we can find the deck.
It would be better if you came over and grilled and drank beer on my deck, you can find mine, and it's going to be 81 today, in fact, it will be upper 70's lower 80's for the next 2 weeks. Just wait till tomorrow, because I have 2 jobs I'm trying to get finished today.
BTW, looks like I found a new employee that actually knows what he's doing. IOW, he's not from around here. ;-)
I got your upper 70s right here TampaBoy. I came }this{ close to putting a gallon or two of kerosene in one of these http://www.sz-wholesaler.com/userimg/991/1000sw1/pressure-sprayer-16.jpg last night, taking a match... Only thing that stopped me was the nagging memory of Eddie Murphy's uncle Gus and the idea of the weekend in jail.
Guy took my job, eh? Guess I can unpack the tools and summer clothes and put the tire chains back on the truck. Road trip has been canceled. Enjoy the weather. Dammit.
You didn't tell me you were looking for work.
This guy's wife used to work with mine, and they are both out of work right now. I'm only giving him a part time job for now to see how he works. If he doesn't work out, pack up your stuff and head to the promised land! A "Hard Freeze" here is when it gets below 32 deg for more than one hour at night, because it never gets that cold in the daytime.
It's in the 30's right now. Winter weather advisoryuntil 6am tomorrow. And I am in SOUTH central Texas. We're supposed to be in the mid 60's.
7ozers too
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I savored the Gennies, no hangovers.
Never heard of the Little Kings.
Ha! Knew 5 cases of little Gennies would get your attention. Did you guys call it the green death because of the hangover when you were young and stupid too? Almost has to be widespread because of all the green.
Reminds me, did you guys have Schoenling Little Kings in Joeysee growing up too? Talk about the green hangover of death.
OK Ghost, if you bring the 5 cases of Genne with you, I'll give you a bonus!
I soooo miss Genne! :oops:
Gaahhhh, that's it, I'm repacking the truck. Just heard another "winter weather advisory" for tomorrow. ISYN: http://www.whio.com/news/news/local/more-winter-weather-our-forecast/ncDxq/
"Sunday, cloudy skies to start. Light snow showers arriving midday/afternoon. Temperatures gradually warm changing snow shower to sleet/freezing rain, then to rain in the evening. Evening highs in the lower-30s. Travel to and from the Cincinnati/Indianapolis game may be a bit slippery.
Sunday night, rain changing back to a light mix or snow late. Temperatures falling into the upper-20s by sunrise."
The problem is after all that and then 20s, I might as well wear JPs golf spikes just to walk to the mailbox. And half my days are spent working in this s#!t.
Grrrrrr, the high today is 44*. I hate this effing place!!!!
And another thing poppa! Just what am I supposed to do with the 5 cases of this I had packed for the trip? And believe me, it ICE cold.
You're 4 hours NE of me and and hour from the lake and you have better weather? We got the ice & sleet then the 4+ inches, giving me fits.
i remember a time (saw it on the news) when they had to bring out heaters to keep the oranges warm.
at least we didn't get no 4 inches of snow like they was talking about. and today is sunny and beautiful!
Also: http://www.aero-news.net/EmailArticle.cfm?do=main.textpost&id=683b4373-3357-44e9-be65-96bd3146ccba
Here poppa, catch!
We have that too! Windchill factors are a thing of the past here.
Lol, why I've got the urinated off SnowLeopard up over →
Nah man, hope the guy works out. I was dreaming more of margaritas, cheeseburgers in paradise and sunburn instead of windchill factors.
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Check yo mail Blonde One, they're "too" cute.
Indeed they are!!!
See? Confused about so much!
I really have ZERO patience for shit like this. Ok, if you want to run around acting the fool, that's fine. However to subject your dog to this BS, well it just makes you look that much more asinine.
You mean like dressing your dog up in college or pro football shirts, or St Patricks day costumes? ;-)
Yet, let me see a resume with one of the "alternative" gender nouns and I guarantee that it'll end up in the trash!
I think they are confused about so much more than gender.
Let me help you shit-for-brains morons out. Stick your hand in your pants. If you dont have a dick, your a girl, if you do have a dick you a guy. If you have a dick but no balls you are a Republican politician. Reach further down. If you find that your head is up your ass, you are a liberal. No need to thank me.
F*ck ze. Give in to this and what's next? Redefining the definition of marriage? ;)
Oh, that's ridiculous! That could never happen! Leave it to you to come up with some hyperbolic scare tactic!
Yeah, dam hysterical Teebaggerz!
I can't help veself. Oum just a typical, bitter clinging right wing whack job, imagining conspiracies galore around every corner.
I too use gender non specific terms to describe the types of people in this piece. Like jerk, asshole, shithead, & dumbass. No need to use terms like dick or bitch, those are counterproductive to assigning the proper labels to whiny PC dolts that are on offer in the piece. I would not want to hurt their feelings.
AND FURTHERMORE...
Point 3: Gender in language is not a "social construct"; it is an obvious reaction to nature! The same way that we don't have the same word for "rain" and "sunshine" or the same word for "land" and "water," we don't have the same word for "male" and "female." NO CULTURE DOES!
I'm SICK of these college idiots who will tell you "gender is unnatural" or "monogamy is unnatural" while they cover themselves with tattoos, stick metal junk in their lips and noses, change their gender, use an anus for a sex organ, chop up babies, and... Oh, God. The list could go on all night.
I lol'ed at "use an anus for a sex organ" however your post is serious and it is true. All in all if we want to call each other HUMAN to avoid gender they will be mad at the fact that man is in human. So what's going to be? G-d calls us Man with a big M. Many times He does mention the gender of the person He is speaking to, so He's okay with it. This is in many ways just their inability to accept our creature nature as per G-d. It is okay to be a created person and it is okay that as a created person we have a gender and with it comes an identity. Fighting against it is a fool's errand.
While they annoy me with their personal issues, I really get pissed when they try to rope ME into their delusional world.
Point 1: Just like the attacks on Christianity that make you ask, "Would you make this complaint against a Muslim?" this is English being attacked. Are they complaining about Spanish, which (like all Romance languages) has gender for every damned object?
Point 2: This is the nonsense that people come up with when they have no actual worries in life anymore. Maybe if these f*ckers had to work for a living, or if they lived out on the prairie and had to concern themselves with winter coming on, they'd understand and respect reality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DBUbYEUIMM
1. They won't admit it but they would prefer to keep their heads or not to be stoned so they don't go there. Since they need Hispanics to be Democrat slaves they won't do that either.
2. Yes #FirstWorldProblems coupled with liberalism = INSANITY
Speaking of confused...
http://libertyunyielding.com/2013/12/01/waitress-who-lied-about-anti-gay-note-from-customer-was-dishonorably-discharged-from-marines/
And there you go...
Lying bitch. People l ok me her make all women look like greedy grasping shores. Thanks a lot, bitch! And took sully the name of the Marines is nigh unto unforgivable!
Totally. You are absolutely right. B*tch makes women look bad, makes lesbians look bad, makes veterans look bad, makes the Marines look bad... She is a b*tch all around and I hope she gets what she gets whatever it is.
human (ˈhjuːmən)
— adj
1. of, characterizing, or relating to man and mankind: human nature
2. consisting of people: the human race ; a human chain
3. having the attributes of man as opposed to animals, divine beings, or machines: human failings
4. a. kind or considerate
b. natural
— n
5. a human being; person
Related: anthropo-
[C14: from Latin hūmānus; related to Latin homō man]
'human-like
— adj
'humanness
So basically likew many of ouer words, it is based in Latin. Now I guess they are ready to go nack and try to change Latin!!
NACK the niglers
The whole "lying about shit for monetary gain" thing seems to be a staple of the left.