Giant colon in Times Square… Doesn’t this story need a punchline? Like: “and out walked Michael Bloomberg.” Or: “then Barney Frank went back to Massachusetts.” And why are all those people bowing to the giant colon?

Giant colon in Times Square… Doesn’t this story need a punchline? Like: “and out walked Michael Bloomberg.” Or: “then Barney Frank went back to Massachusetts.” And why are all those people bowing to the giant colon?
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Giant colon in Times Square
Only makes sense, since there's a giant asshole in Gracie Mansion.
Unveiling the new DNC logo? Donkey out, colon in. And at the convention they can have a shitload of little democrats come running out..Hmmm what can brown do for you?
HAHAHAHAHAAHA!
It would be a hit at a san fran waterpark, guys could glide behind each other while eating candy corn.
It's pretty bad when your city goes from gateway to liberty to exit ramp for organic waste products.
If God was to give the world an enema, we know where the hose is going....
NOt necessarily, two other candidates are Shitcagahole and Detroilet.
Either I'm getting old or the world is getting stupider (maybe both.) Are we now at the point where every friggin' thing has to be expressed in terms a 10 year old can relate to?
Are we sure that Bloomberg didn't just bend over to pickup a penny?
If someone were to ask Barney Frank "How do you get a giant colon in Times Square?" I am sure he would reply "Practice practice practice."
At first I read "Giant colon IS times square", and I thought "since when is that news?"