Why, oh, why must we rely on British newspapers for the truly important news of the day?
Such as the fact that the body of James Brown, the Godfather of Soul and “The Hardest Working Man In Show Business” has gone missing from its crypt.
The Daily Mail UK reports the macabre accusations made by Brown’s daughter, LaRhonda Pettit:
LaRhonda Pettit, 48, alleges the body of Brown, who died in December 2006 aged 73, is being hidden to prevent a full autopsy being carried out.
Ms Pettit said the official cause of death, which was said to be a heart attack brought by pneumonia, is not the real reason behind the Godfather of Soul’s passing.
She said: ‘My daddy’s body has disappeared. I have no clue where it was taken, but I need to know where.
‘I’m convinced his death was suspicious and I want the people responsible brought to justice.
‘The only way to do that is to exhume his body and have an autopsy. I cannot understand why one was never conducted.’
Ms Pettit, who underwent a DNA test in 2007 to prove she was Brown’s daughter, believes there were several people involved in Brown’s death.
She added to America’s Globe newspaper: ‘It was common knowledge that my daddy took illegal drugs.
‘He was also hooked on various prescription painkillers. At the very least there were enablers who helped cause his death.’
Ms Pettit, who is 99.99 per cent likely to be Brown’s daughter, said the singer had a relationship with her mother after meeting her at one of his performances in the 1960s.
She is one of 12 people who came forward following Brown’s death claiming to be one of his illegitimate children.
Brown’s body is said to have been sealed in a temporary crypt at his daughter Deanna’s South Carolina Home while arrangements are made for his permanent burial.
Dead or not, James Brown feels good. We suspect the Godfather of Soul is probably back on tour, knocking ‘em dead in 99 cities in 99 days and fathering a few more kids along the way.
Long live James Brown.
Source: Daily Mail UK
This post was last modified on March 19, 2010


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Wow that is so weird!
If you "hate the media" so much, why are you BEING the media? Do you mean you just hate everyone's stuff but your own? In that case, why don't you call your blog site "I LOVE ME!" and be done with it.
HOLY CRAP, ZOMBIE! damn necrophiliacs
do you think James knew that when he chose that name for his daughter that it meant "the rhonda"?