Gore On Sandy: ‘This Storm Was Related To Global Warming’: And here we were thinking it was caused by those million degree temperatures at the center of the earth or the mating habits of man-bear-pig. But now that we know the truth we will gladly commit ourselves to fighting global warming by adopting a carbon footprint no larger than that of Al Gore himself.
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Gore baby let me talk to you over here for a minute...
SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!
The PERFECT response to pretty much ANYTHING he thinks he has to say!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ux3-a9RE1Q
plz read the comments and say howdy to my buddy yendor! :D
slip me some skin my buddy-ro!
howzit? I'm a share this with my buds on I hate the media dawt com. I hope they say Howdy to ya hos. :D
peace out
(edit) This goin' out to a certain individual over on the other side of the world.
dedicated to you and your honey. :) tell her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfTe6ta36I
It was probably related to Corporate Greed too.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
And you're still awake down there, why? Get some sleep, LRobert and me are supposed to be thee insomniacs.
LRobert and me are supposed to be thee insomniacs
LRobert (1) and me(2) ??? three?
Thee. Thee doeth need thy sleep, resteth thee well while LRobert and I keepeth a sharp eye and true arrow at watch for weasels.
Well, I was sleepin' like a baby during all that. Some of us need our good sleepies, ya know.
See! I was so tired I put an "r" in thee!
OK, I give up.
Ghost, did you get the bacon email?
http://techcrunch.com/2009/09/01/why-gmail-failed-today/
Gmail was down yesterday am, doesn't ring a bell.
I sent it just after midnight this morning.
I'll resend.
Got it.
:-D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbLGFqjIck&feature=g-high-u
Thou dost.
sheesh let me handle ye olde englishe, besides restin' don't always mean sleepin. leave the old man al... um. wow. ok well boy is my face red. open mouth insert foot.
WAITER!!!
Yeah, I know, I should sleep. Wish it were so easy.
i got some tunes for ya bro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmRDM7GyJXE
It's going on 3 AM and you have me trying to think in iambic pentameter. It ain't easy, write two lines off the top of your head.
Get Smart? Guessing, now I'm gonna go cook. You're incorrigible.
Thanks, it's almost time for me to start the coffee and my day, sausage\scrambled egg breakfast burrito? Homemade salsa, I swear. Cheese&Rice, coffee pots on and shower, it's tomorrow again. :)
dude, snap out of it.
not witch, not with your babies.
squitit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4xp2lgiAjY
you're forcing me to parse your english.
yankee.
gimme a min or few
severzl even.
(edit 2) screw it. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11GlNvi7hPY
(edit) i don't do tv. :D
"if so, then what is this:"
The only reason my ex-witch and I stayed married so long? Ok, now I quit, turning this thing off.
Hey Karmaa, at least she didn't say, "mo money, mo money, mo money". At the time anyway. Now I absolutely quit.
Flip it to AMC on TV, I've seen this before, this is the best part.
Okay, I quit, not looking it up, I 'thought' it was stressed\unstressed syllables in pentas (5)
illucidate (think I just made that up) me, if you would.
I ain't lookin', but wi;; wait...
so, that is an example of iambic pentameter?
if so, then what is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0
Started to blow that off, "then I read again"
Well s%#t, you got me. Maybe you do do your best thinking when the moon's out.
knights in white satin
never reaching the end
letters i've written
never meaning to send
like that?
(edit) poppaj snoozin w/da laptop. LOL
Five syllables here
Seven more syllables there
Are you happy now?
Oh, one more thing before I start my day, you counted them didn't you?
yes
i don't like haiku much. it always befuddled me... i mean, descriptive constrained... just too discipined...(read cramped) for me.
that 'minds me.. hang a tic.
never heard this version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO3-FA1Kq-A
DON'T LOOK ETHEL!
Yes, I'm a real ketchup lover.
ketchup way better. :)
Robert, that wasn't salacious at all, no need to warn the ladies.
This one that was recomended has a nice variety of well formed tushies and nice legs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Feu0gHezueY&feature=endscreen
Then there's this one! WOW!! not only are they very cute, but they do an interesting version of the hand jive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzyYYZsxGc&feature=endscreen&NR=1
FRIENDS!
ROMANS!
PATRIOTS!
Lend me your ears?
I come not to praise Ceasar, I come to bury hiim.
The evil that men do lives after them, the good... is oft interred with their bones. So let it be with Ceasar, for Brutus hath said he were an ambitious man, and if it were so, it were a grievous fault,,, something bout how Ceasar did the general coffers fill, now let's go kick some brutus heiny!
sving hile sving hile. swang chile
Hey I was faking it. Let me dig out my Bard textbook, it's here somewhere, hang on... you want iambic pentameter too? Haiku maybe? LMAO ( that's skinny white behinney where you're from)
Los Tres Compadres en not sleepingo
dern tootin'!
This was Al at an earlier time in his life .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DEoOdcYKbc&list=FL6_1NuCCCvlpjt1yCosqg8A&index=123
Gore is so creepy and sleazy, you can almost feel the slime oozing through the TV or monitor. I can't stand to look at him, hear him, or even think about him. Ew. Ick. Patooey! He is so flaccid and just GROSS. Did I mention Ew. Ick. and Patooey? And that's before even talking about his twisted policies and stupid ideas. I don't know if he thinks he is a used car salesman, or if he believes what he says, but either way... Ew. Ick. and Patooey!
So, Karmaa, tell us how you really feel. :)
You reminded me of a carol burnett skit, but i can't find it. So for your viewing pleasure, I offer this alternative:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY
My link doesn't work. Tells me the page doesn't exist. :( I have seen a lot of Carol Burnett though, and I can agree with what everyone is saying. I thought I would die laughing when she did her parody of Gone with the Wind!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf-uUZ1y9hM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRI2GfNYZR0
@LRobert. Scary, that clip is in my bookmarks. Not sure if I should lmao or be afraid, very afraid. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn2ZlOSpedk
I help you decide. he he he.
Hey, that redhead is hot.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=related&v=u2h0S3ZnEgM
You may want to look at your link .
Now that was interesting.
what was interesting?
The ending was exactly what I was thinking. She just needed some lovin'.
oye, coma va senorita linda.
aye chihuahua muchachos
dressed in white.
anyway, viewing rat race on ntflx and thinkin' and laffin' and just seein the lib game book, well it's just awesome.
EVONY DISTURBED. latest age I server. Gath. :D
I copied the link on my Kindle, so it came up as a mobile link, take out the m. from the link and it works.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=u2h0S3ZnEgM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=u2h0S3ZnEgM
i'm seeing my channel, idk why. i don' tknow nothin bout them girl in a white dress on top of a marble bench, at all. nice hair though.
poppa's oops link. ↑ see above.
i remember the ichor of the spider spilling down in a gelatinous ooze along the sewing pin. i may have to locate that clip somehow, could help ghostie out maybe? fear confrontation?
btw. i personally prefer gently moving spiders from one local to another, 'cept black widows or brown-recluse. I keel them. like rattlers, copperheads, coral if i gotta. and i'll stay way from them if'n they stay away from me...
You'd have to figure out how to force him to watch it!
It's funny, you can put me as high in the air as you want, no big deal. I'd change the light bulbs on the top of the Eiffel Tower. But I get nervous in an elevator and caves are out of the question. Watch me see the itsy-bitsy spider? All due respect, squeal like a 5 year old girl. We have an Army surplus flame-thrower for those situations when a daughter isn't around to do the catch and release thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=bRV4d9LCawU&feature=endscreen
offs ya weenie
say uncle
I ran. NO. FLUKING. SPIDERS. If I was wrong I can always check back later.
Jumping spiders, I'll hold them in my hand, play with them like a yo-yo on their web, they're so cute. Every other spider? Squish.
I was bit by a black widow when I was 12. Not a good experience.
Debating with myself, should I click or run like hell? Let you know what I decide, when I do. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF-NtlGwEfA&NR=1&feature=endscreen
OMG! I almost fell out of my chair! That stage had 4 of the funniest people in history on it. Proof that humor does not need to be mean, cruel or nasty to work. In this case, it didn't even take many words to wreck the entire cast!
Tim Conway was the absolute best! I don't know how he could stay deadpan for so long. I didn't think anyone could crack him up until Vicki Lawrence called him that little asshole!
Then, she was the only one deadpan!
Harvey Korman was so awesome, but often unrecognized.
I miss that show.
Back when there was talent on television. I remember it well. I had a huge crush on Vicki Lawrence.
I still think Vicki is hot!
I just took a tour of her website. Yes, PJ. She's still hot!
Saw Vicki Lawrence mentioned on the side and had to check it out! Absolutely one of the funniest shows ever, and possibly the last truly great American TV show.
And those specials with the outtakes are the greatest!
I showed it to my lady, and we had a good laugh together.
You guys need to cut the Gorical some slack . After all don't any of you remember HE INVENTED THE INTERNET .
With credentials like that , he is most likely an expert at most anything he can make a shitload of money from .---- She who must not be named
Isn't it funny how the internet he "invented" is responsible for delivering more morally questionable material than anyone could have ever imagined? Looking back to the music from Tippy's era, the lyrics then were almost innocent compared to today's. And pre-teens didn't really have easy, instant access to genuine, hardcore, porn like they do today. But what do they care? They are top-level hypocrites. This is situation normal for them.
This is situation normal for them.
yeah.
Good Lord - is this pillock still in circulation?
He must be as thick as two short planks, and as thick-skinned as, er, well, as a ManBearPig.
Why he, Hansen, Mann, et al haven't been subjected to a period in the stocks and pelted with ice cubes, defeats me.
You all have said anything I wanted to say about this topic, but does anyone remember he was in bed with the Westboro Baptist assholes? The ones who protest at military funerals? Or that his Twatwaffle of a wife tried to get Heavy Metal banned in the 80's? I'd like to bring up the fact that he and Tipper targeted Dee Snider of Twisted Sister in particular. To draw a parallel, Al and Ripper's son got busted on drug charges, and Al apparently likes happy endings to his massages. Dee and his wife have been happily married for 35 years and have 4 well adjusted kids (Growing Up Twisted was a great show and safe for the whole family). Al is a piece of shit hypocrite and his trashbox family is no better. Anything they say should be disregarded.
I met Dee Snyder a few times back in the late 70's/early 80's, he is a real family man. My BIL knows him well now, and "Growing Up Twisted" is one of the few reality shows that is actually real, maybe that's why it's not on anymore, not enough controversy in their lives to make for good television.
I never saw Tipper go after Hip-Hop or Rap. Why do you suppose not?
Jungle Fever?
Now that is funny imagery!
‘This Storm Was Related To Global Warming’
This storm is more closely related to Kevin Bacon than Globull Warming!
Everything that spews from his money grubbing pie-hole convinces his mindless followers to
buy into his bank account, at OUR EXPENSE!