Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “Why’d you do that?”
The trooper says, “You’re in Alabama, son. When I pull you over you’ll have your license ready. Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”
The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger asks, “What’d you do that for?”
The cop says, “Just making your wishes come true. ”The passenger says, “Huh?”
The cop says, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, “I wish that jerk would've tried that shit with me."
Gosh! I almost forgot. Today, July 23, is Monica Lewinsky’s 45th birthday. How time flies. It seems only yesterday she was crawling around on the floor of the Oval Office putting things in her mouth.
Such fond memories. Politics was so much cleaner and nicer back then. Everyone cleaned up after themselves even if they had to use a dress to do it.
Looks like a slow day, nobody around so I'm gone too. One thing though, Chicago has passed NYC as the rat capital of the nation. With all the crime and murders they now have another problem? Why not pay the bangers to shoot the rats instead of each other? Might solve two problems in one plan! Night everyone, hug your loved ones.
Pay the bangers to shoot rats… like a job? Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha, cranky old guy made a funny!!! :)
And I'm going to get crankier, I put another notch in my belt this morning so watch it boy! lol
Happy Birthday then!
Thanks. Isn't it amazing how the older you get the more you think I should have taken better care of myself? (snicker)
One more stupid post for now. Anyone here ever heard of World Naked Bike Riders event? I haven't. But it seems a family on vacation in St. Louis got a birds eye view, so to speak, and so did their children. Frigging freaks on the loony left have no sense of boundaries or common decency.
Get the eye bleach out! This is one sight I have never seen before and never want to see again! I may offend a few "slightly heavy" women but the truth is what it is ladies. You do not look good in a bikini.
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The DOJ orders lawyers to stop saying undocumented worker when referring to illegal aliens? Who would have thunk it.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/391930-doj-orders-attorneys-to-stop-using-the-term-undocumented-workers-in-reference-to-illegal-aliens/
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “Why’d you do that?”
The trooper says, “You’re in Alabama, son. When I pull you over you’ll have your license ready. Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”
The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger asks, “What’d you do that for?”
The cop says, “Just making your wishes come true. ”The passenger says, “Huh?”
The cop says, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, “I wish that jerk would've tried that shit with me."
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Qq-Ukgll8Z8/W1illWr6J3I/AAAAAAABsac/sDbA3TaUJbwAs1LlV0mo2AIlRSAbCtL6QCLcBGAs/s1600/unnamed.gif
http://itaintholywater.blogspot.com/2018/07/good-morning-from-portland_23.html
Anyone else think he looks like Foster Brooks?
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wElASwxxPVI/W1CM2uBW0RI/AAAAAAABsPg/h1SuowJ3dDQrvFocKIf1bhEwoZFAcdneACLcBGAs/s1600/cnnfun.jpg
Oh man, that is an insult to Foster Brooks! A truly great comic instead of an asshole.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=foster+brooks+roasts&view=detail&mid=495CB5899A0F636057F8495CB5899A0F636057F8&FORM=VIRE
Foster was usually more coherent.
Are you sure about that? HAHAHA
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=foster+brooks+roasts&view=detail&mid=9FF3DEFF037CC839E90B9FF3DEFF037CC839E90B&FORM=VIRE
Uhm, yes. ;)
Gosh! I almost forgot. Today, July 23, is Monica Lewinsky’s 45th birthday. How time flies. It seems only yesterday she was crawling around on the floor of the Oval Office putting things in her mouth.
Such fond memories. Politics was so much cleaner and nicer back then. Everyone cleaned up after themselves even if they had to use a dress to do it.
Looks like a slow day, nobody around so I'm gone too. One thing though, Chicago has passed NYC as the rat capital of the nation. With all the crime and murders they now have another problem? Why not pay the bangers to shoot the rats instead of each other? Might solve two problems in one plan! Night everyone, hug your loved ones.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/22/chicago-named-rat-capital-country-amid-rodent-complaint-spike.html
Pay the bangers to shoot rats… like a job? Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha, cranky old guy made a funny!!! :)
And I'm going to get crankier, I put another notch in my belt this morning so watch it boy! lol
Happy Birthday then!
Thanks. Isn't it amazing how the older you get the more you think I should have taken better care of myself? (snicker)
One more stupid post for now. Anyone here ever heard of World Naked Bike Riders event? I haven't. But it seems a family on vacation in St. Louis got a birds eye view, so to speak, and so did their children. Frigging freaks on the loony left have no sense of boundaries or common decency.
https://pjmedia.com/trending/world-naked-bike-riders-in-st-louis-exposed-penises-and-vaginas-sexually-molesting-my-kids/
Get the eye bleach out! This is one sight I have never seen before and never want to see again! I may offend a few "slightly heavy" women but the truth is what it is ladies. You do not look good in a bikini.
https://pjmedia.com/trending/plus-size-blogger-who-posed-in-bikini-in-times-square-furious-that-men-fetishized-her/
Good morning America! It's another beautiful day in the greatest country on earth.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=earl+pitts+american+youtube&view=detail&mid=34161047A2E19BE4813534161047A2E19BE48135&FORM=VIRE