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The DOJ orders lawyers to stop saying undocumented worker when referring to illegal aliens? Who would have thunk it.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/391930-doj-orders-attorneys-to-stop-using-the-term-undocumented-workers-in-reference-to-illegal-aliens/

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Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “Why’d you do that?”

The trooper says, “You’re in Alabama, son. When I pull you over you’ll have your license ready. Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”

The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger asks, “What’d you do that for?”

The cop says, “Just making your wishes come true. ”The passenger says, “Huh?”

The cop says, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, “I wish that jerk would’ve tried that shit with me.”

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Anyone else think he looks like Foster Brooks?

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MGAP
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Foster was usually more coherent.

whiskeyriver
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MGAP
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Uhm, yes. 😉

whiskeyriver
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Oh man, that is an insult to Foster Brooks! A truly great comic instead of an asshole.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=foster+brooks+roasts&view=detail&mid=495CB5899A0F636057F8495CB5899A0F636057F8&FORM=VIRE

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Gosh! I almost forgot. Today, July 23, is Monica Lewinsky’s 45th birthday. How time flies. It seems only yesterday she was crawling around on the floor of the Oval Office putting things in her mouth.

whiskeyriver
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Such fond memories. Politics was so much cleaner and nicer back then. Everyone cleaned up after themselves even if they had to use a dress to do it.

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Looks like a slow day, nobody around so I’m gone too. One thing though, Chicago has passed NYC as the rat capital of the nation. With all the crime and murders they now have another problem? Why not pay the bangers to shoot the rats instead of each other? Might solve two problems in one plan! Night everyone, hug your loved ones.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/22/chicago-named-rat-capital-country-amid-rodent-complaint-spike.html

MGAP
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Pay the bangers to shoot rats… like a job? Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha, cranky old guy made a funny!!! 🙂

whiskeyriver
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And I’m going to get crankier, I put another notch in my belt this morning so watch it boy! lol

MGAP
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Happy Birthday then!

whiskeyriver
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Thanks. Isn’t it amazing how the older you get the more you think I should have taken better care of myself? (snicker)

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One more stupid post for now. Anyone here ever heard of World Naked Bike Riders event? I haven’t. But it seems a family on vacation in St. Louis got a birds eye view, so to speak, and so did their children. Frigging freaks on the loony left have no sense of boundaries or common decency.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/world-naked-bike-riders-in-st-louis-exposed-penises-and-vaginas-sexually-molesting-my-kids/

whiskeyriver
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Get the eye bleach out! This is one sight I have never seen before and never want to see again! I may offend a few “slightly heavy” women but the truth is what it is ladies. You do not look good in a bikini.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/plus-size-blogger-who-posed-in-bikini-in-times-square-furious-that-men-fetishized-her/

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Good morning America, how are you? For all you healthy eaters that think rabbit food is good for you, a story about McDonalds salads. I did eat a piece of lettuce a few months ago, it came on a great green chili cheese burger. I like to think the green chili killed all the germs in the lettuce. It was a little warm!

https://www.krqe.com/news/national/more-sickened-by-parasite-in-mcdonald-s-salads/1312676863

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I’m outta here folks, another little deep thinker that I am not so good at.

Ever wonder why we strive so hard, why we put up will all kinds of crap, to succeed in life? Why do men like Not so wear the badge and try to make a difference for years, even when it looks hopeless? Why did I join the military then work like a slave for 35 years just trying to build something that will mean nothing 50 years from now? Why do men drive trucks for 50 years? Why do others unload or load those trucks for almost as long? Why do some men start with a shovel in their hands, work hard, and end up with a shovel in their hands? Why do stars like Kid Rock work, strive, do everything they have to do to reach stardom and all the riches that come with it? Then wonder what the hell does all this mean after they have it? I’m not a big Kid Rock fan but I do think he has the right answer, Only God Knows Why. One song I do like, watch the entire video and you will see what he means and the power of the song will get to you too. Hug your loved ones, goodnight all.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=kid+rock+songs&qpvt=kid+rock+songs&view=detail&mid=457209C6EC6C068DA7EA457209C6EC6C068DA7EA&&FORM=VRDGAR

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Is this good news or not! With new technology in directional drilling and processing shale oil Texas may be the third largest producer of oil in the world next year! Only Russia and Saudi Arabia will produce more! And since both are almost at their pumping capacity it wouldn’t take much more U.S. production before we could thump our noses at the rest of the oil producing world!

http://therightscoop.com/boom-texas-soon-to-be-3-oil-producer-in-the-world/

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Thanks JP or CO2, I’m back!

I had to go to the doctor today, I need new falsies. My old falsies are worn, don’t fit very well anymore, so it was time to get new ones.

Get your minds out of the gutter guys! I am talking about new dentures not the things small breasted women stick in their bras! No “enhancing” implants either, just plain old dentures!

I get the new chompers in a couple of weeks and I will be about as pretty as I am ever going to get these days. (snicker)

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=funny+dentures+videos&qpvt=funny+dentures+videos&view=detail&mid=2FE07210A5C874510AF72FE07210A5C874510AF7&&FORM=VRDGAR

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Been a slow news day, all the same old crap about Trump hating and how bad things are in our country even though things are rolling along pretty well right now.

Y’all remember to hug your loved ones, and maybe help a homeless vet. Men ain’t the only patriots we have in our country, most of our women are just as fierce about our freedoms and even sing songs about it. Night all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHS0-O8-iP4

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More of these “Democratic Socialists” need to just admit they are talking out of their a$$es on a variety of issues. Economics for one. Not a single one can explain the difference between Democratic Socialism and Socialism (hint: there isn’t one). Nor can they name a single instance in which Socialism has ever worked (hint: there isn’t one). Now let us throw in the whole Israel issue. Yeah… Good on NPR for pushing this. Seriously. FINALLY a journalist doing journalism instead of just letting these morons talk out their a$$es unchecked a-la Brian Stelter.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/33090/watch-ocasio-cortez-attacks-israel-then-admits-she-ryan-saavedra

whiskeyriver
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Good night all, a good western movie coming on and it is time to tie on the feed bag.
Everyone have a good evening, hug your loved ones. See all you other wanna be cowboys tomorrow.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=toby+keith+videos+youtube&qpvt=toby+keith+videos+youtube&view=detail&mid=CE5AF18854F0DC8AE689CE5AF18854F0DC8AE689&&FORM=VRDGAR

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A little philosophical discussion for the night. (bet y’all didn’t know I knew a word that big!) Anyone here ever think they were born about 100 years too late? I do from time to time.

I think I would have loved driving a herd from the Rio Grande to Montana with Woodrow Call and Gus McCrae. (Lonesome Dove for you rubes who don’t appreciate great western movies) I might have met Bill Cody and played a round of poker with him. Maybe Calamity Jane would have been there.

I might have rode the grub line. The southwest north for the summer and back to the desert for the winter. Working when I could. Begging a meal if there was no work from some rancher who would never turn a man away from his table. Just riding wild and free, beholding to no man nor backing down from one.

It’s just a dream of course, I was born 100 years to late for the wild west days. But it is still fun to think of. Would I have been a wild and wooly cowboy or a store clerk in some dusty town? I prefer to think wild and wooly would have suited me better!

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=lonesome+dove+clips+on+youtube&qpvt=lonesome+dove+clips+on+youtube&view=detail&mid=3A1FF12B25742095F5423A1FF12B25742095F542&&FORM=VRDGAR

whiskeyriver
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Good morning all, what’s up today! The dumbass story of the month has to be this one. It seems some transgender freak has decided that tranny men have periods just like real women do. I kid you not. Read the tweets this freak posted and you men try not to spit coffee at the monitor, you ladies try not to pound your computer with a hammer in anger. This is so sick it isn’t even funny.

http://therightscoop.com/heres-the-latest-dumbassery-from-the-transgender-crowd-period/

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Sounds like Brian has come up with an excuse to act like an asshole when he feels like it.

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Hey! Are you listening to me! I’ll be 65 in a couple of weeks and I am in full blown menopause so pay attention before I brain you with an iron skillet!

Damn MGAP, my ex would be proud of me, I sounded just like her! Now you guys know why I get grumpy at times. I never wore panties and a bra. I had periods for about 45 years and didn’t know it. I’m not getting hot flashes and I should be because I am now doing the menopause thing. Dammit I want a hot flash, I deserve one because I never had to use a Tampax! How many toilets could I have plugged up over the years? How many restroom attendants could I have grossed out? I was deprived I tell you, deprived! Because I never got to feel my feminine side! And those silky smooth panties.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=monty+python+videos+youtube&qpvt=monty+python+videos+youtube&view=detail&mid=89FC2CB2933629515F2B89FC2CB2933629515F2B&&FORM=VRDGAR

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That was touching, and beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye. Yes, I was laughing that hard.

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Reading some of the comments on the video, I found out he wasn’t singing to Hillary but to Vickie Guerrero. Rock is about as liberal snowflake as they come!
Congratulations to some great editing.

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One more for you other old farts around here. Remember when we were young and meaner than a junk yard dog? HAHAHA…If I had to sneak out of a beer joint fight today I would be hiding behind a waitress, hoping some big old biker dude didn’t spot me!

Night all, time for some good grub and a John Wayne movie-thon on the telly in about 30 minutes.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=toby+keith+youtube&qpvt=toby+keith+youtube&view=detail&mid=A114BA2CADFD5EC3B909A114BA2CADFD5EC3B909&&FORM=VRDGAR

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Good afternoon fellow haters, how y’all doing! Are we having any fun today? I am, ragging at liberals is my favorite pastime, other than talking to my IHTM friends of course. I wonder what would happen if we dropped a bomb on the liberals today?

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=funny+country+songs+youtube&view=detail&mid=A0D8482138DC4E59130DA0D8482138DC4E59130D&FORM=VIRE

MGAP
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Dibs!

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I get shotgun! Now lets laugh at the kids around here who don’t know what that means. hahaha

MGAP
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Now we’re going to have to explain it to JP…

whiskeyriver
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Lol…I think JP is close to my age which means he is an old fart. I imagine he knows what calling shotgun means.

JPTravis
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It’s got something to do with hashish and a water pipe, right?

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Nah, that was bonging. Shotgunning is something we did with a pretty girl. Put the lit end of a joint in your mouth then blow smoke to her mouth. Had to get close for it to work right, which was the idea! Got a few tongue burns in my younger days but it was worth it! hahaha