That gives a whole new meaning to the term "snapping turtle"!
Tequila. No other plausible explanation.
You saying the tortoise was drunk?
I wonder if the turtle died happy?
Poor thing, his little turtle life was snatched away.
Bah, clam up dude.
I know, I know: loose lips sink ships.
I wonder what tight lips sink? Rowboats?
About the time you think the feminazis can't get any goofier you get a whap on the head. Apparently the new Iphones are sexist because they are to big to fit a womans hand. But I thought men and women were equal? Isn't hand size part of that equality?
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What the...?
https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/woman-on-vacation-reportedly-finds-dead-tortoise-in-her-vagina/
That gives a whole new meaning to the term "snapping turtle"!
Tequila. No other plausible explanation.
You saying the tortoise was drunk?
I wonder if the turtle died happy?
Poor thing, his little turtle life was snatched away.
Bah, clam up dude.
I know, I know: loose lips sink ships.
I wonder what tight lips sink? Rowboats?
About the time you think the feminazis can't get any goofier you get a whap on the head. Apparently the new Iphones are sexist because they are to big to fit a womans hand. But I thought men and women were equal? Isn't hand size part of that equality?
https://pjmedia.com/trending/feminists-call-new-iphone-sexist-because-its-screen-is-too-big-for-female-hands/
FISAGATE take down is coming!!!
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L-O-V-E this, not to mention my FAV Muse jam!
Brings a smile every time I watch it.
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Grab the eye bleach!
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