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whiskeyriver
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JPTravis
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MGAP
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Tequila. No other plausible explanation.

JPTravis
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You saying the tortoise was drunk?

whiskeyriver
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I wonder if the turtle died happy?

JPTravis
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Poor thing, his little turtle life was snatched away.

MGAP
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Bah, clam up dude.

JPTravis
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I know, I know: loose lips sink ships.

whiskeyriver
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I wonder what tight lips sink? Rowboats?

whiskeyriver
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That gives a whole new meaning to the term “snapping turtle”!

whiskeyriver
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About the time you think the feminazis can’t get any goofier you get a whap on the head. Apparently the new Iphones are sexist because they are to big to fit a womans hand. But I thought men and women were equal? Isn’t hand size part of that equality?

https://pjmedia.com/trending/feminists-call-new-iphone-sexist-because-its-screen-is-too-big-for-female-hands/

sifi
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sifi

FISAGATE take down is coming!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyQM5buJ3Mg

RedRightBlonde
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L-O-V-E this, not to mention my FAV Muse jam!

sifi
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Brings a smile every time I watch it.

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whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver
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Grab the eye bleach!

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JPTravis
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Spent the last three days in Vegas. I’m so damn tired I can hardly hold my head up. I can remember when I would stay up all night and at a certain point get a “second wind.” Those days are apparently gone forever. I waited three days for that second wind and it never arrived. It sucks to get old… but as Mark Twain said, it beats the alternative.

whiskeyriver
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LOL…I know the feeling. Last time we were in Vegas everyone was in bed by nine and it was at least 7 before the coffee started kicking in so we could start to think about the day. Which usually meant where is the breakfast buffet.

whiskeyriver
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Welcome to the socialist utopia of Venezuela!

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From the oh shit when you think you have heard it all department! I wonder if I can get a few of these “anti aging” transfusions and my hair will turn blond, my real teeth will grow back and my man thing will work without little blue pills? (sorry ladies, I just had to add that last one) lol

https://pjmedia.com/trending/california-clinic-claims-infusions-of-young-blood-could-effectively-reverse-the-aging-process/

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University in Colorado bans the use of illegal alien so nobody gets their feelings hurt.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/396712-university-of-colorado-bans-term-illegal-alien-for-not-being-inclusive/

JPTravis
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Send this to the next liberal nincompoop who pisses you off:

https://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0

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Not so silent

Test

whiskeyriver
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Obama built that!

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whiskeyriver
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Only in Alabama.

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They left out the ‘middle finger’ sign. I see it a lot when I tailgate Priusi (plural for Prius, yes it’s a real word ) bearing “coexist” bumper sticker and rainbow flags.

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I was thinking;

Since only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people
die if it is repealed? Will an additional 13 million people be randomly
shot?

I was thinking;

If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleachbit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent.

I was thinking;

If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

I was thinking;

If you rob a bank in a Sanctuary City, is it illegal or is it just an Undocumented Withdrawal?

I was thinking;

Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama’s term were due to Climate Change and a plea for jobs.

I was thinking;

After the London ‘Lone Wolf’ terrorist attack government officials arrested at least eight other ‘Lone Wolves’ who had conspired with the
original ‘Lone Wolf’ in planning the ‘Lone Wolf’ attack. Why do they tell us even though all involved are Muslims, you can be assured, the ‘Lone Wolf’ attack has nothing at all to do with Islam, just like the other 1,000 plus ‘Lone Wolf’ attacks by Muslims, are completely unassociated with Islam.

I was thinking;

We should stop calling them all ‘Entitlements’. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, ad nausea are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn’t be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.

I was thinking;

If Muslims want to run away from a Muslim country, does that mean they’re Islamophobic?

I was thinking;

If Liberals don’t believe in biological gender then why did they march for women’s rights?

I was thinking;

How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the Primary from Bernie Sanders? How did Russia get Donna Brazile to leak debate questions to Hillary Clinton in advance of the debates?

I was thinking;

Why is it that Democrats think Super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the Electoral College?

I was thinking;

If you don’t want the FBI involved in elections, don’t nominate someone who’s being investigated by the FBI.

I was thinking;

If Hillary’s speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

I was thinking;

The DNC is mad at Russia because they ‘think’ they are trying to manipulate our election by exposing that the DNC is manipulating our
election.

I was thinking;

If Democrats don’t want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they think it’s all right for illegals to vote?

flashingscotsman
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I was thinking,…

If Islam is the religion of peace, wouldn’t an Islamic Extremist be extremely peaceful?

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A guy dies and goes to Heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says “I’m not very busy today, why don’t you let me show you around?” The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer.

St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full of clocks. The guy asks, “What’s up with these clocks?”

St. Peter explains, “Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged.” The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why is that?

St. Peter explains, “Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock.”

This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, “What’s the story with that clock?”

“Oh, that,” St. Peter replies, “That’s Hillary Clinton’s clock. We decided to use it as a fan.”