Gunman in Queen St Mall – reports

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• Mrs Editor and I love Brisbane, but it's not a city known for beautiful women. We were people watching on the Queen Street Mall a few years ago and decided to stay until we saw an attractive woman. We finally gave up and settled for one who was about a seven. Sad, but true.

  • The flipside is they're all desperate and an easy lay.

    • "In the dark, all cats are gray."
      -B. Franklin, Printer

• Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the lunatic gets it!
  Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
  Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!
  Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this lunatic's head all over this town!
  Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!
  [Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]
  Harriet Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
  Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!
  Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!
  Bart: [low voice] Shut up!
  [Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office]
  Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented!
  [looks into the camera]
  Bart: And they are so *dumb*!

  • God I love that movie!

    • Sanitized a bit for those of us with sensitive ears.

  • Nice Blazing Saddles reference, Big Al.

  • What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here?

• Sounds like an attempted suicide by cop.

  Guess he did not have the nerve to do it himself.