Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

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• The GP Vagina Candle! The perfect gift for your weird, groupie-like "friends" who want to BE like GP so bad.. now they can smell her for hours and hours of intimate.... um.. well.. use your imagination!

  All GOOP products are gender fluid.

• I am going to wait for the Michael Moore "Ass Candle"...I hear it's a real stinker..

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  • Coming next, the "Rosie Odonnell, smells like a shithouse door on a tuna boat candle"........

    • Followed by the "Gavin Newsom smells like my ass candle"....

      And the Nancy Piglosi "smells like a vodka burp candle"

      And the always popular Eric Swalwell "Nuclear fart candle"...

      The Joe Biden "Smells like a dipshit candle"

      The Elizabeth Warren "Buffalo Butt candle"

      The Michael Bloomberg "smells like the constitution burning candle"....

      The San Francisco "smells like unwashed poopers candle"

      I could start a whole company and make millions on bad smelling candles.....

• I got an email from Celebrity cruise line yesterday. They announced that they're teaming up with GP and using goop products in their spa.

  WE"RE MAKING A BIG. SPLASH WITH GOOP AT SEA>

  https://www.celebritycruises.com/specialty-cruises/goop-at-sea

  I emailed the CEO to let her know I wasn't amused and we would no longer be using them for cruises.

  • Too bad, you're missing out on a chance to have a large egg shoved into your recesses.

    • I just don't want to use the sauna in a spa that smells like a cat died under a bait shack.

• Here's a quote for the ages:

  “It turns out, contrary to Goop’s advice, shoving a large egg made out of a porous mineral into the recesses of your lady-regions may not be the best treatment for conditions like endometriosis.”

  • That didn't make any scents to me either.

    • I smell something is about to happen here.

      • I guess we left an opening and MGAP drove into it.

        • Lord nose why I can't resist the urge.

        • You never learned to turn the odor cheek, did you?

        • Just stinking, what would you do?