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I wish everyone a Happy New Year!
#NoObama
Yay. Thanks. Happy new year to you and yours.
Man did I act a fool last night. At my age I should know better. Drank enough to make me puke, had bed spins, cold sweats, you name it. Thank goodness the puking happened after I was home, not in someone else's home. WTF was I thinking? I'm WAY too old for that kind of crap. While worshipping the Porcelain Goddess last night, I made some promises--don't remember them all now, except the one about never trying to drink a whole bottle of tequila by myself again. That one I remember and intend to honor.
Oh God...not tequila! I haven't touched any of that in probably 40 years, but I can STILL remember what it tasted like when I puked it back up. I feel yer pain, JP!!
I can drink tequila, just in a mixed drink, not shots. Tequila shots have a "boomerang" effect on me.
Yeah..."boomerang" is one way of putting it!
LOL That is hilarious! I had three glasses of champagne last night and I slept like a baby and woke up all cute and happy and grateful for the night sleep. Well I hope you feel better soon! Take it easy, drink water and light soups. Drinking water with activated charcoal helps detox the body. Things happen and like Poppa said sometimes you just need to blow off some steam.
I was perfect gentleman, even after I realized I had overindulged. Managed to walk out the door and cross the ice-covered street to the limo without falling. Didn't make any obnoxious passes at women half my age. Didn't puke in the hosts' brand new home or in the limo. Didn't call any liberals foul names. All in all, people may have noticed I was walking awfully slow and leaning on things when I left, but they probably didn't know how stupid I'd been.
Someone did hide the tequila bottle before I'd quite finished it, so maybe my situation was noticeable...
HAHAHAHAHA...Been there, done that JP! Never drank much tokillya, two shots of that stuff riles my stomach so I learned to stay away from it. Give me a bottle of Wild Turkey though, I get feathers growing out my ass in a hurry!
Welllll, you could have had a little bit more fun. Maybe made a pass at a woman 20 years younger than you, and mumbled something nasty, under your breath, at a liberal, but I applaud your restraint.
Are you saying I should quit playing around with my girlfriend, almost 20 years younger, and talk nice to liberals? Damn poppa, you are asking a lot from an old degenerate! (snicker)
Oh Hell no! I would never say that!
Good for you. Letting off some steam is a good thing.
I didn't expect that, but then, you have been pretty preoccupied for a few years, what with taking care of family obligations and stuff, maybe you just needed to get out and blow off some steam.
I think that was it Poppa. I got a premium bottle of tequila as a Christmas present, got picked up for the party by a limo, grabbed that bottle on the way out the door, and said to myself, "I'm not driving, I'm getting out for the first time in a lone time, I can really make a dent in this bottle!" That is not a good goal to have on the way out the door.
Happy New Year fellow media haters! Remember, there is nothing better than a little pork fat for a hangover. An old southern tradition is blackeyed peas with ham on New Years day, for good luck during the year. A little hair of the dog does no harm either. (snicker)
Happy New Year all!
Happy New Year and best wishes to all!
As they say in Chicago, 'Happy New Year...or else.'
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I wish everyone a Happy New Year!
#NoObama
Yay. Thanks. Happy new year to you and yours.
Man did I act a fool last night. At my age I should know better. Drank enough to make me puke, had bed spins, cold sweats, you name it. Thank goodness the puking happened after I was home, not in someone else's home. WTF was I thinking? I'm WAY too old for that kind of crap. While worshipping the Porcelain Goddess last night, I made some promises--don't remember them all now, except the one about never trying to drink a whole bottle of tequila by myself again. That one I remember and intend to honor.
Oh God...not tequila! I haven't touched any of that in probably 40 years, but I can STILL remember what it tasted like when I puked it back up. I feel yer pain, JP!!
I can drink tequila, just in a mixed drink, not shots. Tequila shots have a "boomerang" effect on me.
Yeah..."boomerang" is one way of putting it!
LOL That is hilarious! I had three glasses of champagne last night and I slept like a baby and woke up all cute and happy and grateful for the night sleep. Well I hope you feel better soon! Take it easy, drink water and light soups. Drinking water with activated charcoal helps detox the body. Things happen and like Poppa said sometimes you just need to blow off some steam.
Fetched a bit of a buzz did we? Hopefully their aren't too many photos like they get in the UK from people overindulging on New Year's Eve.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380899/Where-streets-no-shame-New-Year-revellers-spill-pubs-clubs-night-drunken-excess-Britain.html
I was perfect gentleman, even after I realized I had overindulged. Managed to walk out the door and cross the ice-covered street to the limo without falling. Didn't make any obnoxious passes at women half my age. Didn't puke in the hosts' brand new home or in the limo. Didn't call any liberals foul names. All in all, people may have noticed I was walking awfully slow and leaning on things when I left, but they probably didn't know how stupid I'd been.
Someone did hide the tequila bottle before I'd quite finished it, so maybe my situation was noticeable...
HAHAHAHAHA...Been there, done that JP! Never drank much tokillya, two shots of that stuff riles my stomach so I learned to stay away from it. Give me a bottle of Wild Turkey though, I get feathers growing out my ass in a hurry!
Welllll, you could have had a little bit more fun. Maybe made a pass at a woman 20 years younger than you, and mumbled something nasty, under your breath, at a liberal, but I applaud your restraint.
Are you saying I should quit playing around with my girlfriend, almost 20 years younger, and talk nice to liberals? Damn poppa, you are asking a lot from an old degenerate! (snicker)
Oh Hell no! I would never say that!
Good for you. Letting off some steam is a good thing.
I didn't expect that, but then, you have been pretty preoccupied for a few years, what with taking care of family obligations and stuff, maybe you just needed to get out and blow off some steam.
I think that was it Poppa. I got a premium bottle of tequila as a Christmas present, got picked up for the party by a limo, grabbed that bottle on the way out the door, and said to myself, "I'm not driving, I'm getting out for the first time in a lone time, I can really make a dent in this bottle!" That is not a good goal to have on the way out the door.
Happy New Year to all here.
Happy New Year, everyone! And take no prisoners!!
http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2016/01/yep-not-sorry-at-all.html
:) :)
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year fellow media haters! Remember, there is nothing better than a little pork fat for a hangover. An old southern tradition is blackeyed peas with ham on New Years day, for good luck during the year. A little hair of the dog does no harm either. (snicker)
Happy New Year all!
Happy New Year and best wishes to all!
As they say in Chicago, 'Happy New Year...or else.'