Harry Reid Breaks ‘A Number of Ribs and Bones in His Face’ in Exercise Accident

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• People do fall on their face when they are drunk on their ass.

  • Or having another stroke.

    • Or "hanging" with cowboy poets.

      • Nice memory.

        • Maybe a Cowboy poet kicked his ass?

        • Brokeback Poet?

• What really happened to Harry Reid.

• http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2015/01/harry-reid-injured-while-exercising.html

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• Something about this doesn't make sense. Broken eye socket and broken ribs - from a rubber exercise band breaking? Seriously? I'm sorry but I'm not buying it. Those are exactly the kinds of injuries you get when someone beats the shit out of you. I hate Harry Reid's guts but I don't like the idea that someone is tuning up the Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate. Makes me wonder if we aren't seeing the real reason why Reid's and Boehner's actions don't seem to make any sense for America. Call me a conspiracy theory nut if you want.

  • I'm certain it wasn't exercise equipment. My first thought was a stroke and some accident/injury as a result. A beating seems far-fetched but the injuries are indeed consistent with an ass kicking. We'll never know.

    • Unless the people that beat his ass come forward.

  • Agree JP these type of injuries do not seem likely from exercise. Maybe Harry is a little slow paying back a loan to one of his Vegas constituents?

  • True story - my father inherited an exercise bike from his mother and at his doctor's insistence tried to ride it awhile every day. He was overweight and had had quadruple by-pas surgery. So one day I hear a loud noise and Dad is walking slowly down the stairs holding a towel between his legs. The column that supported the seat was just a piece of rolled sheet metal and when it snapped... well I think you can imagine the result of a 200 lb man sitting on a sharp fork. The cop that followed the ambulance to the house figured out what had happened, looked at me and, referring to the paramedic, said "I'm sure glad I don't have that guy's job". Dad recovered and I promised myself I would never exercise or go near a place that had exercise equipment on the premisses. --- Maybe we could chip in and get Harry an exercise bike.

    • Just let him run with scissors and play in traffic. That or go out with the grizzly bears in Yellowstone and hang out with them for a day or so.

• That's a good start.

• Dingy Harry broke his face??? Oh well, just shave his ass and teach him to walk backward... no one will be able to tell the difference

  • The voice is a bit different, but the breath is the same.

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• I wish I could take the credit for his damages.

• So, where can I send a Hurry up and die card?

• His latest boy toy punched him out. Again.

• “A piece of equipment Senator Reid was using to exercise broke, causing him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face.”

  He fell off a brass rail.

  • I believe he fell off the treadmill, but I think it was because he has trouble walking and talking at the same time.

    {edit}
    I heard it was a treadmill, but the article said rubber band. I should have known, Harry wouldn't spend that much money, he would need it to be a gift from a supporter.

  • My first thought was ... "Sure, exercise equipment". I don't think sex swing mishaps are covered under Obamacare.

    • Oh, great. Now I have an image of Reid in a sex swing stuck in my head. This is NOT good.

      • Others should have to share my pain!

  • My first thought too, New Years Day extreme workout eh? Surprised he didn't dislocate his elbow before the "malfunction".