Harvard offering workshop on how to have anal sex

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Harvard offering workshop on how to have anal sex. Since this is where all the nation’s political leaders come from, they need to know how.

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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  • At last, a class Il Douche is qualified to teach!!!
    I don't have any tattoo's but if I ever get one it is going to be on my butt and say, "Exit Only".

  • This is absolutely disgusting... What is wrong with people? And of course this is about gays and the alphabet guild and normalizing their behavior... gross

  • The guest lecturers will be quagmire along with Reggie. It will give a new pronunciation of "I went to Haaaarvaard"

  • Wasn't too long ago any doctor would advise against an*l sex, telling you that it's dangerous, unhealthy and unsanitary.

    Suddenly, "Oh, we've changed our minds! No new evidence to the contrary; just keeping up with the times!"

    Science. Yes, it is perfect and it will save us from our foolish superstitions.

    (And can I just say, it's odd that I get the 404 error when I try to post something with the words "an*l sex" when that's the very phrase that's in the headline!)

    • RKae: "Wasn't too long ago any doctor would advise against an*l sex, telling you that it's dangerous, unhealthy and unsanitary."

      The incidences of anal cancer in the male homosexual population in the United States are 400% higher than the general male population. One wonders if it makes liberals grind their teeth, how nature tends to be conservative, rebelling against improper uses? The victims of their propaganda suffer off-camera.

      "[S]ince they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a base mind to due what is improper. ... And they received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity." - Romans 1:28, 27

      • Well, we just need a "brown ribbon" campaign to stop the cancer, right? That'll take care of another entire month of the NFL season.

    • My uncle used to be head pharmacist at a university student health center. He said you wouldn't believe the stuff they have to remove from peoples exit holes and the damage people manage to cause themselves.

    • They just announced the class officially: It is called "Junk in the Trunk" and will be taught by Professor Reggie Love, and special guest on the first night, Chris "Tingles" Matthews from BSNBC. Course fee is 7000 dollars and includes a picturebook and a strap-on.

    • As the person semi-officially self-promoted to Chief Punmeister of IHTM, I declare this the overall winner for 2014. Subtle yet deep, encompassing yet pointed, it's a wonder of the art.

      Congratulations - don't spend your prize money all at once.

  • If they set up a full course, not just a workshop, they could hire any number of soon-to-retire Dem polititicians to teach it, particularly if they call it 'How to Screw Taxpayers 101'.