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Hedge fund: Jon Corzine STOLE the customer cash at MF Global.

Hedge Fund ceases operation saying “Jon Corzine STOLE the customer cash at MF Global.” “The futures and options markets are no longer viable. The entire system has been utterly destroyed by the MF Global collapse.” Marxist mission accomplished!

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deepthinker says:

November 18, 2011 at 7:37 am

It's about time some one spoke up concerning the actions of people like Corzine. It rolls all the way to the White House and barry.
danybhoy says:

November 18, 2011 at 6:35 am

Jon Corzine is a crooked SOB who will wish he died in that car wreck a couple of years ago. When he sees what he's in for, he will want out. Keep a suicide watch on the dirtbag.
- Navyvet says:
  
  November 18, 2011 at 3:03 pm
  
  I hope you are right, but I'm betting that he'll skate. Too many butt buddies in the District of Corruption.
CO2Insanity says:

November 17, 2011 at 6:23 pm

Well, someone had to replace Bernie Madoff. Ann Barnhardt sounds like a class act though.