High school sex ‘machine’

High school sex ‘machine.’ Yes, we have another teacher with a problem. Will Penn State send him an application? If you have kids in school be afraid, very afraid.

CO2Insanity: Tired of the CO2 BS and all the other BS in the US and the world.

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  • Wait wait wait. . .he was "acting assistant principal at the Academy for Conservation and the Environment." What kind of High School is that? (I am assuming it's a high school, of course). No wonder kids can't read, write, spell or articulate any conversation without the word "like" inserted every other word. What a bunch of idiots (the school district higher ups, not the students).

    • Well, at least he reserves his member for inanimate objects, unlike most of Washington, who reserves their members for taxpayers.

  • Notice he was promoted as quickly as possible because something was "up." Nothing like trying to neutralize a problem with a promotion.

  • He's UNION...The Dept. of Education will tell him to just tone down his duck comments and have a nice day.

    • He'll probably claim he was just trying to reduce the population by showing students a creative way to abstain. Meanwhile, we hear orders for copy machines in the Bronx have quadrupled.

  • Stick your duck in for a blow jib? What's wrong with that?
    That guy's a principal? He'd look right at home on the porch with a banjo.

    • Hey wait a minute. I have a banjo, and can play it too. I'd prefer you changed it to "He'd look right at home on the porch wearing an Obama button. :)
      BTW. Do you know the difference between a banjo player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

      • Right, but I'll go out on a limb and bet you don't have "relative relations goin on up in the hollow" like the banjo player I'm thinking of!

        • Actually I think I did. I heard a cousin living in Michigan came down with Aids and is now taking a dirt nap. But, I dont think it has anything to do with my banjo playing. (It's not that bad)
          Definition of perfect pitch = throwing a banjo in a dumpster and hitting a bagpipe.