HILARIOUS: CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE FARTS ON-AIR DURING CANDIDATE FORUM. How do you spin a fart? We’re waiting for his Democrat opponent to complain he contributes to global warming too much.
This post was last modified on June 21, 2021
HILARIOUS: CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE FARTS ON-AIR DURING CANDIDATE FORUM. How do you spin a fart? We’re waiting for his Democrat opponent to complain he contributes to global warming too much.
This post was last modified on June 21, 2021
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"Excuse me - would you mind not farting while I'm trying to save the world?"
Even being the heathen that I am, I ALWAYS say excuse me when I fart. Actually, I usually say it before the fart.
You say it before the fart? You're missing a lot of fun in your life. Trust me, there's a lot of pure joy in letting it out and then walking away giving a disgusted look at whoever was standing next to you. Even if it's just a dog. One caveat: don't do this with a wife or even a woman you're dating. A woman will call you out in a loud voice and let the whole world know what you did.
http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2014/10/only-62-days-to-christmas.html
Sorry NSS, that is old news. I got that for Christmas last year.
Poor guy. He's been out working hard all day trying to get the latino votes and you wouldn't believe how many burritos, temales and beans and rice he ate. To get thier votes you have to eat with them.
Why the TD? Have a sense of humor you piss ant. I've never went into a latino's home and not been offered something to eat. That is thier custom. Most are giving people so take your TD and hide that up your fart chute.
At least he showed the democrap some respect. Give him something to sniff about while he's speaking.
Typical politician, all they have to do is open their mouths.
The voice is different but the content and breath are the same.
Speaking of old farts . . . she's at it again:
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/hillary-clinton-women-america-owed-173902363.html
"HILLARY CLINTON: Women In America Are Owed Money"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA
Turns out he's a Republican? This is the trouble with too many Republicans: they spend so much time straddling the fence their exit holes get damaged.
It was of the unicorn variety, he was just trying to fit in.
Is he drunk, too? 'Cause his head seems a little wobbly. Or maybe it was just a temporary shortage of oxygen in the air.
Maybe if he had nicely asked the fart not to come out, he wouldn't be embarrassed today.
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