What’s with Hillary’s toilet-bowl-smooth plumped-out chipmunk cheeks? People are theorizing she had plastic surgery with some sort of implants, but we wonder if she ate a baby shortly before that photo was taken and just hadn’t swallowed yet.
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Looking at it again, it looks like a squirrel with nuts in her cheeks, maybe schiffs?
We can be certain that they aren't Bill's.
Yeah, she swallowed those years ago.
Does she have cotton wadding stuck ub her cheeks?
Looks like someone jacked around in photoshop. If not, it could be swelling from recent 'work' as part of her makeover. Expect the new and improved, slimmed down Hilly 2.0 to be unveiled. Those tents she's been wearing? Hiding the weight loss until the big 'reveal.'
I expect her to come out of the woodwork and announce her intent to run and save the country from doom shortly after the New Year. Probably timed with some mock outrage orchestrated by the DNC about the way the Senate is handling the impeachment fiasco.
Okay, so the nightmares brought on by the photo were not enough, you had to suggest she's going to run for president again? How the hell am I ever supposed to sleep again?
There’s got to be a stake to drive through the political heart of this bitch. If she does run, all the snowfakes are going to lose it. Their man Bernie or the fake squaw Split tongue Warren won’t be happy.
Bad, bad picture. Makes me think she's already dead, that she's being propped up by some demon that found a home in her body decades back. Gives me the shivers!
Simple, her false teeth got stuck and Bill used a toilet plunger to get them out...
Wanting to reincarnate Webster Hubbell. That or the nooner carpet wasn’t to good
Jeebus Effin Xmas. Is she just late for Halloween?
It’s pretty gruesome isn’t it? Nightmare stuff. Like something out of The Shining. “Here’s Johnny!”
Just when I was thinking she could not look any worse, was I ever wrong.
She's morphing into a chipmunk, which makes her even more bizarre looking than she was last week.