Hey, wanna great way to celebrate the holidays? How about hectoring friends and relatives into voting for your favorite empty suit? A sort of reverse Dale Carnegie – “How to lose friends and start arguments with people under the influence.” Yeah, every holiday gathering really wants to hear why the family loser has joined the Cult of No Personality.
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They ought to ask their family members how they feel about bestiality in the military.
Is this what they shift the conversation to when they're done browbeating you into backing baby-killing (following a directive from Planned Parenthood).
"Great Leader Demands It! All Hail!"
I only have one relative who was stupid and voted for Obutthead. I think due to past conversations, they may be more than likely not to bring up politics at the Christmas dinner, unless of course they know I can do many things with a ham-bone that cause pain.
I couldn't imagine anyone wasting time at a family event talking about this idiot president. I mean the people that vote for him don't celebrate Christmas do they? The dead don't celebrate, Muslims don't like Christmas, and liberals turn their nose down at it and celebrate the winter solstice or the winter bunny festival, or the burning snowman get together.
I couldn’t imagine anyone wasting time at a family event talking about this idiot president. I mean the people that vote for him don’t celebrate Christmas do they? The dead don’t celebrate, Muslims don’t like Christmas, and liberals turn their nose down at it and celebrate the winter solstice or the winter bunny festival, or the burning snowman get together.
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Sounds like you "celebrate" Christmas by bitching about liberals, and repeating malicious lies about them. Now, in what way does that make you better or more spiritual than someone who doesn't celebrate at all? ;)
Eat it, Olivia.
Your sanctimonious kind have used Christianity's good will against Christians to the point where action against you in any form is perfectly justified. In your arrogance, you've sown the wind.
Nicely Said Mike......Olivia is our neighborhood troll, twisting the truth to fit into her distorted little world of Vampires and Liberals..pretty much both suck the life out of ya...
Don't you just love how "intellectuals" find winter solstice celebrations so charming? Hey, pagans! There's nothing wrong with the sun! It's not dying! It doesn't need your help to "bring it back to life!"
They are actually more celebrating the promise of Spring. Enjoying the worlds bounties one more time before its all covered in snow. The Pagan's celebrate Solstice more for the fact that the days have stopped getting shorter and Spring is coming slowly but its on its way. Never once have I heard a Pagan say that the Sun is dying and needs them to drink and party to bring it back......
I wonder what will happen around Matt Damon's dinner table over the holidays when some family member uses the handy template to try to re-convert him back to Obama?