How stupid is the TSA? This stupid: they print your boarding pass with a little number “3” that tells you ahead of time you’re going to be screened. If you don’t want to be screened – like maybe because you’re a terrorist – then simply reprint the boarding pass with a little number “1” and walk right on the plane.
This post was last modified on January 31, 2021


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A little stupidity I can tolerate. What burns is that American citizens will put up with actionable sexual harassment and demeaning personal assault lest the government be accused of "racism" by Islamics.
That's the real problem. The way they're doing is way overcomplicated though. All your need is a list of a dozen or so random numbers, 1 to 20 maybe. Each one is how many go through before the next pull. Rotate through a half dozen lists, or generate a new one every time you're done. Nothing appears on the ticket or pass, and impossible to defeat.
Or they can try profiling. Search every 20 something year old Pakistani and other Muslim men for possible explosives. I don't remember any of us white people, or black (non-Muslim) people, Hispanic, Asian, Eskimo, ect, trying to blow ourselves up. The category of 'blow yourself up' is fairly specific.
The Israeli's do it by profiling instead of groping. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with race - who looks nervous, who's on the terrorist lists, who fits the profiles. You take those very few people aside and ask some questions.
When was the last time an El Al airliner was bombed or hijacked?
The need to order Little Orphan Annie secret decoder rings and learn how to use them.
If nothing else they can get some Ovaltine.
I'm more of a CrackerJack guy myself.
You know how redundant it is to use TSA and stupid is to use in a sentence together right?
Much like Military Intelligence to the Defense Dept Secretary - or even better State Dept Intelligence to the Secretary of State, or hell...White House Intelligence for that matter.
There is White House Intelligence? I quess it has been on vacation for 4 years.
moriarty-ish intelligence.