Hugo Chavez brings in shamans to cure his cancer. He says he’s fine. He says that Cuban chemo is working just dandy. But what the hell, a guy’s gotta cover all his bases. “Shamans from tribes in Venezuela’s Amazon jungle held a ceremony at the Miraflores presidential palace Saturday to help Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez recover from his cancer treatment. Chavez, who insists that he was “not sick but recovering” from cancer, greeted the shamans wearing a tracksuit in the colors of the Venezuelan national flag and wore a crown of feathers the visitors gave him.” Our suggestion? Leaches. They’d probably do it for free as a professional courtesy.
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Cuban chemo = absinthe shots
He's got a witch doctor scheduled for next week and a Voodoo chief the week after. I offered him a 1 time cerebral lead injection and promised he will never die of anykind of cancer. He said he would think about it. I'm still waiting......
hehe
I first thought he was looking Through a toilet seat, which would be appropriate.
Cancer, please kill this walking version of cancer.
Dead man walking.
When I first looked at the picture it looked like 0bama, not Chavez.
I guess like thinking makes you look like each other.