‘I do the dishes every night but my private jet’s my guilty pleasure’: Bill Gates on life as a billionaire and why his wife wouldn’t mind like Samuel L Jackson playing him in a movie! We can see the movie version with Samuel L. Jackson as Bill Gates: “There’s a passage I got memorized. Microsoft 25:17. The path of the righteous Microsoft man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish Apple and the tyranny of the evil Steve Jobs. Blessed is me who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak computer nerds through the software valley of the darkness, for I am truly my nerd brother’s keeper and the finder of lost $ billions. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to hack and destroy my software. And you will know I am the Chairman of the Board when I lay my computer virus upon you.”
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SERIOUSLY, who gives a shit what this asshole says or for that matter places importance on???
Bill Gates can take that private jet and cram it up his ass, I hear there's room.
Do you remember when Tom Arnold and Rosanne Barr were in their divorce fight? She said he had a small member and he replied even a 747 looks small compared to the hanger. She never said another word!
She never said another word!
About the divorce, but she hasn't shut up about everything else! Another one, along with Rosie O, who needs to follow Hoffman
Samuel L Jackson is a great actor but he couldn't pull that role off.
If the "private jet" went down, think about how much that would help air pollution....
Heh heh, you said, 'went down.' Heh heh.
/Sorry. Late, bourbon, and Beavis & Butthead spontaneously channel.
LOVE IT!!!
I know! ;-)
Thanks I just spit coffee out my nose......:)
*wipes hands together*
My job here is done . . .
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!