Ill. man gets 3 years in erectile pump case. A new way to pump money out of the government. We hear Barney Frank is dissapointed he didn’t get one in the mail.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
Ill. man gets 3 years in erectile pump case. A new way to pump money out of the government. We hear Barney Frank is dissapointed he didn’t get one in the mail.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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He was convicted on a long list of hard evidence, gathered by wrinkly, veteran dick.
"We hear Barney Frank is dissapointed he didn’t get one in the mail."
Uh...is that what Barney calls his ass these days?
"Winner's attorneys also asked that his emotional problems and difficult childhood, including physical and psychological abuse at his father's hands, be taken into consideration, court papers show."
Pay close attention because this is how you can beat the rap and get out of paying your rent, car payment, taxes, grocery bill, utility bill, college tuition, what ever...
Perhaps "continue" can tell us how this worked out for him, or Ollie could explain the scientific theory behind it. I am just guessing both or experienced users...
Warning: If you get longer than 3 years, you shold seek medical attention.
But my Daddy was mean to me growing up. The judge needs to toss his lawyer in jail for contempt.
Bet he becomes the pump in prison, hope he's not a sore loser
nyuk nyuk!
Barney Frank ordered the green energy egg shaped vibrator for his dysfunction because the pump was too large for his 'treatment'. He seems to be perfectly happy with the device and he takes it everywhere he goes. NO, he doesn't want a refund.
you mean like the 'Big Green Egg' of energy? Those things are huge! He does appear to be - maybe - wrapped around one most of the time.
Gerbils run in fear-
Now there's a renewable energy source!!!
So this guy purchased sex toys at $26 each and sold them to folks as medical devices and bilked Medicare out of $2.2 million? Heck, if he had low friends in high places in the gubbermint and claimed the pumps were good for the environment, he coulda gotten much MUCH more than $2.2 million from the Dept of Energy to fund his "green energy" company.
Heck, he mighta had some little electric generators attached to em and sold the power to the energy department! He missed the boat on this one.
By golly I think we're on to a solution to the age old dilemma of inventing a perpetual motion machine. I've applied for a green energy development grant of 18 billion dollars. I enclosed a personal check to the Obama re-election campaign for 18 million dollars. After paying the overdraft fees when the check bounces I figure I can make a tidy profit of at least eleventy nine hundred percent
Prog math! Always works when applied liberally.