Illinois man reportedly shoots his own penis after stealing from a hot dog stand. Yes, it’s another case of instant karma. The man’s new gang name is Vienna Cocktail Sausage.
Illinois man reportedly shoots his own penis after stealing from a hot dog stand
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I am only in here for the puns and meh kind of disappointing
Brat.
In other news, dickless sues said vendor he stole from.
His new nickname will be "Stubby".....And "Hows it Hanging" won't be something you wanna say to Mr. Pouncy... :)
Stubby Pouncy does have a ring to it.
Gee, with a name like Terrion Pouncy and in Chicago I would have to assume muh dick must be Amish. Let's see.
http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Illinois/Cook-County-IL/Terrion-Pouncy.160860580.html
Yep! That's as Amish as you get.
The Vienna sausage can looks better.
I don't know weiner or not to believe this story...
Oh no...
Someone's always got to hot dog it.
To be frank, it's more like "Dog Gone!"
talk about boneless
The guy is officially a has-bun.
This was quite frankly, the wurst thing I’ve heard in recent days.
Is it bad enough to be a misdeweiner?
E tu, Strina? I relish your participation.
He's now known as Anita Johnson.
Well, THAT'S gonna leave a mark.