Ahhh, the poetry of the Chinese language. Hell, here in America, we’d just say I hate the media. And here’s another reason why.
Newsweek, that venerable publication devoted to defending traditonal American ideals (In English, that’s what’s known as a joke. In Chinese, it’s 笑话)…anyway, Newsweek recently published an article entitled “Why China and the U.S. Will Only Get Closer.”
Please allow us to summarize the article: Blah, blah, blah, China’s cool now and the US isn’t blah, blah, blah.
The comrade journalist who wrote the article says, “Having grown accustomed to dominance, many Americans now find China’s boom unsettling. After all, two states like this are historically expected to clash.”
But the article says this need not necessarily be our fate. “China need not become an adversary.” How can we avoid it, Newsweek? How? Simple. “Americans must come to terms with the reality that their own vaunted democratic system has often failed them.”
The article ends by revealing the reason the United States and China must become closer. It’s climate change. Of course. We should have known that Newsweek would somehow pin the future of democracy to the global warming scam.
公牛狗屎
That’s how you say bullshit in Chinese.
(Pardon us. We have to rush off and buy TheMediaIsLikeAWolfThatShouldBeKicked.com. We think it’ll be huge in 2010.)
Source: Newsweek
– Written by Patrick Michael
View Comments (3)
You guys should definetly get that url...
No China should not be allowed to set the tone. I personally don't like the idea of being imprisoned for having a Bible and reading it and having me and up to third or fourth generations of my family being put to prison or my being shot and the receipt for the bullet being sent to my family. It just doesn't appeal to me at all, but hey if it appeals to Newsweek I am not going to stop them getting a one way ticket to China. Be their guest. I am sure they will love it.
Americans must come to terms with the reality that their own vaunted democratic system has often failed them.
Newsweek has a point. After all, Obama did win the election with the MSM's help.
Gee, so we should allow CHina to set the tone, as our Democracy (yeah, I did notic ehe used a lower case "D" too) has faile dus, so dictatorial tyranny should now be given a fair shake. I can oly hope the author in NewsWeak is given a chance to be an involuntary organ donor by the CHinese should they dominate the political scene in America. Or maybe one of his Comrades would like to take a nap in front of a Chinese tank?
I find it astounding these Left-Wing nitwits pat themselves on their back for their extreme intellectual prowess, while looking down their noses at Conservatives because we obviously are too stupid to understand this or that "complex issue". Liberals are Sofa King Stupid!