Indicted FIFA official cites Onion article to prove innocence

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• European corruption at it's finest, with the World Cup going to the highest bidder as well.

• The Onion? Maybe next he'll get Colbert to speak on his behalf.

• Okay, I'm really not a conspiracy theorist, but if Clinton had secured the World Cup for the U.S., do you think this investigation would have happened the day before their little election? Just throwing it out there.

• Who would have ever known there was a Rocket Scientist working as part of FIFA?

  I bet he worries about Trinidad tipping over if they get too many soccer players there at one time....

• Irony, sarcasm and satire. Most people just don't get it. Hopefully this guy can prove he's a US citizen and run for POTUS some day.

  • or at least prove he's not really from T and T. Should be enough to clinch democrat support.

• He might make some of the current crop look bad.

  • It would be much harder to make them look good.