Invasion of the robot noodle peelers. A $1,600 robot invented in China can make noodles for your soup faster, better, and cheaper than humans. Consequently, thousands of food prep jobs are threatened. Alas.
Invasion of the robot noodle peelers
Invasion of the robot noodle peelers. A $1,600 robot invented in China can make noodles for your soup faster, better, and cheaper than humans. Consequently, thousands of food prep jobs are threatened. Alas.
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I swear this is the plot of an anime series . . .
Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender!
The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints, and LSU Tigers. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people . . .still happy . . . with Obama?"
Nice twist. I've told a variation picking on drummers to our pipe band drum corps. ("Whaddya think of those new Premier heads?")
ROFLMAO!
Warning: Noodle Peeler Robots are not recommended for sex. We cannot stress this enough. Not recommended.
Well, at least not the noodle peelers.
Next year this will be your new Starbucks Barrista.