ISIS announces Ramadan “Memorize The Quran” contest. If you come in first, second, or third, you get a slave girl—after that you have to settle for money.
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ISIS announces Ramadan Memorize The Quran contest
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"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
I'll try for second prize.
If the first prize was a 1967 Fleetwood convertible I'd think about it.
I guess it depends, this one:
http://car-from-uk.com/ebay/carphotos/full/ebay515383.jpg
or this one:
http://eldorado-seville.com/67deville/1967colors/files/blocks_image_2_1.jpg
But, I'd take this one:
http://premierauctiongroup.com/files/images/inventory/d4e9d3b3afb295752e7155656d73601f11ad3fee.jpg
or this one:
http://www.futureclassicsnj.com/Cars/1967GTOBlack_psf.jpg
I'll take the second one, thank you very much. (snicker)
GTO, yes. Cattlesmacker, no.
Where I live a GTO is definitely a cattlesmacker! Then again, so is a Geo Metro if you are not carefull at night.
Are you kidding me?
I just lost my post AGAIN!!!
The Quran. OK I memorized it where's my prize?
You were first so take your pick...
1 https://christopherfountain.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/rosie3.gif
2 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mhkCmEfvHxE/S4bxGkSB-NI/AAAAAAAAABM/coiFHhmjiIE/s640/UglyGirl.jpg
3 http://s126.photobucket.com/user/Jed01/media/Womankissing-ugly.gif.html
You know they will be the culls.
LMOAO!!! When I clicked on the links I almost committed the crime of alcohol abuse, I had to choke to keep from spitting beer all over my 'puter!
I don't know where you would come in forth at
The problem is that all the women sure as hell don't look like this. So the goat lovers, child molester worshipers get screwed several times.
I would take the cash instead. Behind the veil of every Muslim woman is a rotten bicuspid and atrocious breath.
the slaves are more likely Christian or another minority... even if muslims their position is awful and merits compassion
Better contest, memorize the DMV handbook......At least that useful...and you can draw cartoons of DMV employees and they won't kill you...
you can draw cartoons of DMV employees and they won’t kill you
I wouldn't be so sure about that! There are some pretty scary women working at NJ DMV offices!
Damn!
And I spent my time memorizing Python skits!
So all I win is Michael Palin in a dress and a wig!
And now for something completely different.
Spam Spam Spa-a-a-am Spa-a-a-am
Oh, I'm a lumberjack.........
And that's okay
"Your arms off"
"No its not, it's just a scratch"
What are you going to do... bleed on me?
"I'm not dead... I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a walk".