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Israeli official: Iranian base that exploded was working on missile to reach the US

Israeli official: Iranian base that exploded was working on missile to reach the US. Makes sense, the 12th Imam can’t get here by Air Israel, can he? Or maybe because we have no diplomatic relations with Iran, they need a reliable way to send Obama the answers to his overtures: “Mr. President, the answer to your request to meet with President Aminneedofaboobjob is INCOMING…”

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Notsosilent says:

February 4, 2012 at 10:10 am

Dangerous business this Iranian Missile/Nuclear program, things go boom in the night, people get taken out. I like it...:)
Wes says:

February 3, 2012 at 9:51 pm

If someone wanted to bomb the U.S., all they'd have to do is bring it across the open, unsecured U.S. borders.

If the U.S. is so scared of terrorists, how come the borders aren't secured?

Ron Paul would secure the borders.
- PsychoDad says:
  
  February 3, 2012 at 11:48 pm
  
  Any president in his right mind would.
toocoldinwa says:

February 3, 2012 at 6:19 pm

We already had one and they didn't, and whatever we used didn't miss.