Italian scientist almost ready to do human head transplants

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• Where will we find enough heads to replace those on the 51% that voted for the Obummer?

  • At a head shop?

    • http://instantrimshot.com/

      • Head shortage! Next crisis for Barry and the the libs. We will have to transplant it before we know whats in it said Nancy Pelosi.

        • Bernie Sanders says the gap between big heads and small heads has been growing for decades thanks to evil Republicans, and the government needs to make the big heads contribute their fair share of stupidity.

        • Guess that adds a whole new meaning to "getting a little head".

          My apologies to the ladies here, but I just could not resist.

• The science of re-installing severed heads is likely to set Islam back another 400 years.

• "Italian scientist"??? LOL

  That's like saying, "Democrat patriot".

  They just don't go together.

  • "That’s like saying, “Democrat patriot”."

    Or "Harvard intellectual."
    Or "United Nations investigation."

• Well, no more Italian head cheese for me!

• Those two could swap all the heads they want, the end result is they're still stupid fu*#ing crooks.

• IT's Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Aww heckfire, Jethro Bodine was close to doing head transplants back in 1969! And HE had a sixth grade education!

• This is the icing on the cake for me. I am never, never, EVER going to the doctor again.

  • Which part are you afraid they'll steal, the head or the rest?

    • Well, walking out with Paris Hilton's body might not be TOO bad - as long as I didn't have to share it with YOU!

      • If I had Paris Hilton's body I would own a limo for every day of the week.

      • Paris Hilton? THAT's the body you'd choose?

        I'll take Jessica Biel over Paris Hilton any day.

        • If I had Nicole Kidman's body, I'd lock myself in the house for a month!

• Why do I read so many "science" stories that make me say, "Bullsh*t!"?

  (There's been that nonsense recently about "soon we'll be able to upload your brain into a computer!" I ask, "How far along are you on this?" and no one ever answers me.)

  Here we have some idiots claiming they can do head transplants? If you can do that, you can repair someone who's paralyzed from the neck down. Seen any full quadriplegics walking recently? Neither have I.

  • Apparently Russians have already done it with dogs and monkeys but they weren't attempting to connect the head to the spinal cord. They were just experimenting to see if they could keep the head alive. The Italian says he has a way to connect the head to the spinal cord. The example I show in the picture is probably a bad one because... well, is Joes head still alive in the first place?

• What is the point of swapping heads if their isn't a brain to be found in either one of them?

  • I dunno, I bet biden's brain is still in it's original factory packing crate

    • At least Hillary's head is finally on the proper body.