Janet Napolitano named president of the University of California

Janet Napolitano named as next president of the University of California system. We checked to make sure: no, it is not April 1 today.

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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  • I'm betting another scandal is brewing or about to drop. She's leaving town before the shoe drops. I only fear that whoever is pinged to replace her will be waaaaaaay worse.

  • Since this is pretty sudden, I'm wondering what kind of new Obummer administration scandal shit is about to hit the fan and they want the Little Napolean as far from Washingtoon as possible.

    Given her ego and inability to see how useless she is I can't see her leaving on her own.

  • Butch will be right at home with those at U Cal. Butch can verify that the university will be treating all those illegal, I mean undocumented students are treated fairly and equally.

    Maybe the grounds keepers can help with the translation.

      • She'd be outclassed. Most of the seriously butch lesbians in the Castro are much better looking than Napolitano.

        Edit: Just had another sick thought. If Napolitano is hanging around the Castro, is she,...er,...he,...er,...is that person going to be doing the naked walks around town? I know. I'm sick. I need help.

  • Man, I left just in time. Tuition is going to triple or quadruple over the next eighteen months!

  • Just what we need, a brain dead commu-nazi running our colleges...Wonder if she is gonna bring along the TSA grope squad, and a few million rounds of that missing ammo?

  • I was expecting her to "resign" a long time ago. I guess she was just fielding options and chose the one that best suits her needs. Being an Obama drone helps no matter how terrible you are. Interesting.

  • Do you suppose there's a trade involved? JNap to California with Mickey Mouse taking over at Homeland Security?

    • Hey DisneyWorld is like Fort Knox. Mickey would do a better job at actual Homeland Security than Napolitano and without feeling people up.

      • Actually, to make the deal more even the Feds should throw in half a dozen IRS officials and a DOJ executive to be named later(Okay, I'll name him now - Eric Holder)

  • Ding dong the witch is gone. Now she’s off to California to make the University of California FUBAR. I predict that it won’t be long before you have to walk through metal detectors, run your book bag through a scanner and get felt up at the door to your classroom. Bend forward UC students. He's coming!

    • I'm just amused that brains are not considered a requirement for the head of the University of California. What does that say about higher education and the value of the education students are receiving?

      • Very few universities require brains to get through the door these days so why are we suprised that a lobotomy candidate is picked to run one?