Japan police probe man who cooked own genitals. “Tokyo police are investigating whether a man who cooked his own severed genitals and served them to five paying diners committed a crime, the force said Tuesday.” Well, as long as they were low on salt and transfats and weren’t served with a 16 oz soda, Nanny Bloomberg would approve.
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I can't believe anyone would eat that. I certainly wouldn't and it's not just because I'm allergic to nuts.
If your allergic to nuts, stay out of CA....AND D.C.
The complaint was about the "display of obscene objects"?
It seems to me that cannibalism was involved.
Anyway, if he was a true modern artist he would have removed them himself.
Now THAT would be performance art!
Sadly he removed them before he cooked them. That would have been one hell of a floor show!
2 words
Ewww
and
OUCH!
Aye Yie Yie!
"Me cookie my junkie."
My refusal to try sushi is strengthened.
Did you ever try lox? Gravadlax? Bagel with lox and cream cheese? Fish 'cooks' in acid, citric or acetic. So while it never gets heated, it isn't truly raw! And all that work those people put into generally makes it delicious. The genuine raw fish stuff, nah. Too risky. That's called Sashimi, completely uncooked, raw. But Sushi, well, that's Su - vinegar, and shi - which is like the suffix meaning rice. So fish cooked in acid in a cold box for a week or so. Yummy! Still, no genitalia, thank you.
What? No fish sticks?
Never had it, never will.....Kinda like the president and common sense and honesty...
Now, Ceviche, on the other hand,.............
Mmmm. Conch, shrimp and or lobster ceviche. Could live on the stuff as long as there was a sufficient stock of beer, too. And salty sea air. And some more beer and more chips for the ceviche. Some limes.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Beer.......
>.<
Ewwww doesn't even begin to cover it!
Don't worry, nobody swallowed.
These kinds of cases are hard on the cops who also have to determine if any of the diners stiffed the cook and ran out without paying.
I heard the cook was protected against loss - he was a member of the restaurant association.
I need to bone up on my restaurant associations.
Groan.
Seriously, did y'all read the article?
In an email to AFP in May, he confirmed the event had taken place and said it was organised to raise awareness about "sexual minorities, x-gender, asexual people".
Probably, when you want to "raise awareness" about something, you should avoid doing something so bat-droppings crazy. Now everyone is aware all right. Aware this guy is nuts!
(*blink* You'll probably never believe me, but when I typed that last sentence, it really was "no pun intended." I have definitely been online too much this week. My brain is frying nerve ending by nerve ending. Darn Tropical Storm Debby Whateverwerecallinghernow Schmutz. All this rain has been ruining our summer vacation plans.)
Ha! I didn't even open the link. I just like pun threads whenever they arise ;).
I heard he wasn't even a good cook. Just an amateur. A real hack.
Thanks for the tip.
Some of the diners long for another taste.
Be careful about a "good tip". Some times it can lead to a shafting.
X-gender? I didn't even know about v-gender and w-gender.
Sorry there were no meatballs left. Here, have mine!
Ahhhhh, specerty tonight is rice balls with real balls.....you want saki too?
I wonder if he catered Barry Frank's wedding ?
That guy had balls..
"Had." Ha ha!