John Kerry Tells Everybody What He Has in Common with Abe Lincoln & Winston Churchill.

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• Remember that Kerry belongs to the party that put up a plaque in Lincoln's home town that listed Lincoln as a democrat....Lurch, like all demotards does not have one single clue...In the land of demotards Cher looks like a rocket scientist.

• Churchill was actually a bit of a fk up and had more than his share of failures, Gallipoli was a biggie. Most of that was forgiven and forgotten because he was able to rally the country during WW2. So yeap, I'll give him Churchill on the FK up part. Lincoln? They are both tall and dress well?

• Lurch is a guy, and wears pants, other than that I can not think of a single thing he has in common with any other famous person....Unless you count he is as dumb as Miley Cyrus.....

• That's strange, I didn't know Lincoln and Churchill were self promoting traitors who didn't pay their taxes.

• I did not know Churchill had a crazy wife, too

• Well--Lincoln and Churchill both owned horses and Lurch is, at best, a horse's a$$ so. . .

• The only thing Kerry has in common with great men like Lincoln and Churchill is an asshole. The difference is, Kerry's is right under his nose.

• The drought California is experiencing is nothing compared to the drought of coherent thoughts running through Lurch's head.

• He's dead?

  • That was my first thought. He does remind me somewhat of Weekend at Bernie's.

  • You mean dead-dead? Or brain-dead?

• Ok, he is a man, involved in politics, & speaks English. Beyond that, Kerry has very little in common with Lincoln or Churchill. He's barely on the same planet, let alone in the arena.